blivit

when you got to pass gas and accidentally shit your pants

I almost did a blivit

blivit by flaming koolaid December 9, 2002

Blivit

The technical term for lighting a fart.

Whooooa, were were at a party and Riley lit his fart! I now know I have seen a blivit with my own two eyes.

Blivit by Bull Sluice May 19, 2013

monstrocious blivit 

a person that spends all of their time trying to block and prevent other peoples plans and ideas being accepted by others. Huge roadblocks to new ideas. Usually trying to make themselves look better by demeaning others ideas.

Every time I submit a new plan that monstrocious blivit keeps blocking my ideas from going forward.

monstrocious blivit by Milford III December 2, 2023

Homo-blivious 

A person's inability to realize their homosexual orientation, despite the witnessing by others to their condition.

Mr. Smith tried to kiss me last nite.
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!

Homo-blivious by Wordmeister 5000 December 1, 2010

Blinity 

a no good rotten pig stealing skiller nerd on the game runescape. He tries to be a 1337 m3rch3r but failz0rz.
he also enjoys such sights as blue waffles

Omgwtfbbqspicychickenwinggzzz Blinity
pulled another allnighter!!?!?? thats his 12th this week!@!
zatamaiko:I heard Blinity auto clicked 99 mage cook and agility?@#@!

Blinity by zippyzappity July 11, 2010

blivot 

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

See that guy? What a blivot.
Yer mother is a blivot, like you.

blivot by Big Daddy April 25, 2004

blivet

ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Andy IS a blivet.

blivet by Dave Knapp January 23, 2003