blitzkreig

To rub one out into one's own hand, then to run at one's partner from the other room, and to throw thy sauce into the crotch of thy partner.

"The Germans are cumming!!!"

by David Hasselhoff April 23, 2005

blitzkreig slut

A girl who was never a slut and then all of a sudden becomes a slut

Mariah threw her life away and when she pulled a blitzkreig slut on everyone

by bobbbbbbbbbb June 11, 2006

blitzcreak

To expell rectal fumes on another person anywhere between 6 to 12 inches from your anal cavitie with the intent to cause harm to the sences of the attacked party member.

Niko cant breath, becuase he was just blitzcreak by tony

by Martha stewart room June 6, 2009

Blitzkreig

A Brit’s worst nigtmare

Our house off Abbey Road got BlitzKreiged by the Germans. You boys better hurry off into the countryside then.

by 3du March 1, 2019

Blitzkreig

Blitzkreig is a term commonly used to define Nazi German tactics from 1939-1945
Although, it was not commonly used by generals and other military personnel to define their tactics.
At the current moment, its more used as a buzzword
The tactic used many tanks and planes, as to achieve quick victory in a battle or war

Individual 1: Anyway, those german blitzkreig tactics were very good in ww2, werent they?
Individual 2:Yep, they sure were.

by Chad3 July 25, 2022

Text Blitzkreig

Texting someone the same text about 50 times in order to make them think they are popular/ break their phone.

texting someone "Text Blitzkreig" 50 times

by rodgstar June 16, 2010

Blitzkrap

Rapidly ejected excrement, turds entering the public domain like so many storm troopers invading Poland in 1939. Often used figuratively.

1. I turned on that news channel and heard so much blitzkrap that my ears turned brown.
2. I turned in some talk radio and heard so much blitzkrap that my ears turned brown.
3. I bought some blitzkrap at my local supercenter yesterday.

by Ernest Peabody July 25, 2006