Blitzkreig

The act of quickly moving your hand on an intercept course with the genitals of a nearby member of the opposite sex. The swift act of aggression is named for it's inspiration, Hitler's "lightning war" on Poland. Here, the hands are the Panzer division, whilst the genitalia are poor, helpless Poland. Poor, poor Polacks.

Holy Shit, man! Your Blitzkreig just went through that emo chick! Don't blitz such frail, frail, frail, crying people in the future! Don't touch the emos!

by Hitler April 1, 2005

Blitzkreig

Taking your girl into a bedroom at a party to have sex and find there is a passed out girl on the bed. You and your girl fuck beside her and when you are about to cum you pull out and shoot it on the face of the unconscious girl then quickly leave.

Man, me and that girl we went into that bedroom for a quickie and there was a drunk girl passed out on the bed.

What did you do?

We fucked anyway then I gave the drunk girl a blitzkreig!

by Nitro in the 804 July 27, 2009

Blitzered

A cross between blitzed (stoned) and obliterated (drunk).

Those dabs and beers got me blitzered.

I'm on that good Kush and alcohol. That shits got me blitzered.

by DabHatterLabs October 22, 2013

BlitzCraigD

To be beaten by Craig without prior awareness of his talents.

By the time James realized he had been BlitzCraigD, the damage had been done.

by LT BooGore July 22, 2019

blitzreeee

when someone says reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and they distrup the space time continum

dont blitzreeee or u go poof

by asdftgyhujikoiutgfv September 11, 2020

blitzkreig

To rub one out into one's own hand, then to run at one's partner from the other room, and to throw thy sauce into the crotch of thy partner.

"The Germans are cumming!!!"

by David Hasselhoff April 23, 2005

blitzkreig slut

A girl who was never a slut and then all of a sudden becomes a slut

Mariah threw her life away and when she pulled a blitzkreig slut on everyone

by bobbbbbbbbbb June 11, 2006