illegally blind

A person who is blind illegally, and has a warrant for being blind.

"Hey, you're illegally blind! Get over here!"

by ArthurM0rgan November 20, 2019

jerking off a blind guy

The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.

What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!

by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017

blind tiger

A blind tiger is an establishment that sells bootleg beer or whiskey in a dry county.

Grandma operated the best blind tiger in De Kalb County, Alabama

by Cranberry Bob March 16, 2020

Bleedy old toe

A severe affliction that befalls certain professionals who spend too much time wearing leather shoes in an office environment.

Great day at work, apart from the bleedy old toe flaring up says Arch.

by bleedyoldtoe March 9, 2016

blind hippo

someone who is blind to their own hypocrisy, even after other people try to explain to him/her of their hypocrisy

A: "I hate people that complain about other people; they're SO annoying!"
B: "You're being a blind hippo"
A: "How is that?"
B: "You're complaining about people that complain about people."
A: "How does that make me a blind hypocrite?!"

by itsANGiE February 16, 2008

blind box

Packaging of vinyl toy, like dunny, or kid robot.

They're called blind boxes cause you don't know what you're getting.

by emily smith and andy daly May 22, 2008

fresh bleeder

Usually refers to a woman who just lost her virginity and thus is bleeding out of the vagina

Her: omg why is it gushing out so much?!
Me: damn shawty really be a fresh bleeder

by Trackblaster February 4, 2021