craven beanus

A small and VERY rare spider like creature, that lives along the marshes and swamps of a market town in berkshire.

Also term for a grotty "insect" or person who is a bit of a skank and who is in need of a jolly good wash.

"oooooooh that mandy is a right craven beanus"

by lord bagel dick November 16, 2006

Blanus

the result of too much homosexual but f*cking. It derives from "beeding anus".

Steve: "owwww stop Mick you'll give me a blanus!!!"
Mick: "That was the general idea..."

by Sharon June 30, 2003

Beanusic

An non human looking penis

his penis is beanusic

by nicklebackkkkkk July 17, 2019

beanus maxemus

A baseball player that can catch a ball without even looking or knowing that they did it.

Damn that is one beanus maxemus

by Mask05 December 9, 2019

Bleatus

It is the sound a goat makes when he has impregnated a female goat.
*works with humans too

Goat a: BLEATUS
Goat b: Damn goat c, goat a just impregnated someone

Goat c: dammmmmmn

by Overheat YT April 14, 2020

bleans

a combination of "black" and "jeans", not acceptable attire in reasonable crowds; may be acid-washed or otherwise-washed in a non-appealing way

I wanted to wear my favorite jorts two days in a row, but the coin-op laundry was out of order, so I had to put on my best bleans.

by Another Amy January 7, 2010

Beanus

A sexual act where you dip your dick in a can of beans and then dip it into someone's genes

John did a beanus with Johnette last night

by _theREALslimSHADY_ January 13, 2018