Blaujob

Getting a blowjob under a staircase in school

Zyler got a blaujob before the football game

by The Cococrew April 5, 2019

blactor

A contraction of the words "black" and "actor," signifying an actor of African-American descent.

Morgan Freeman is one of the best-used blactors we have in Hollywood.

by de Vries master December 30, 2005

blastoised

to consume alcohol to the point where all motor functions have atrophied, to the point where you're completely blacked out, to the point where you're shooting hydro pump... out of your mouth.

man, did you see that kid frat hopping last night? he must have been absolutely blastoised by the time he hit his 8th frat house.

by jamesthebig wang October 17, 2006

Blato like a Potato

An alternative term for "blatantly".

- "He looks a bit like a paedophile with that ginger beard"
- "Blato like a potato"

by dissilusioned September 9, 2010

blastover

A bold tattoo that's tattooed on top of old, faded, or soft tattoos with little regard for them. NOT a coverup, where the goal is to completely cover up the old tattoo and try to make it look like there was nothing there before using calculated shapes, dark shading, and bold saturated colors. A blastover doesn't care if you can see what was there before, as long as it is black and bold enough to steal the focus. The tattoo(s ) you had before become a subtle and unimportant background for your new powerful tattoo.

' I really don't like my sleeve anymore, it's too colorful and hard to make out what's going on, I think I wanna get it covered up.'
'Covering up a sleeve, would be very diffult and expensive. Even if you just blacked most of it out. Its all faded and soft, why don't you just get some blastovers? Just ignore what you have and tattoo bold, black tattoos on top of it, that garbage sleeve could look real dope as a background for some heavy tattoos, like you don't give a fuck though.'

by mr.burnside May 29, 2017

Astro Blasto

Comes from an episode of 'That's So Raven' in which Devon (pronounced deh-vawn) is obsessed with some sci-fi TV show, much like Star Wars, only, no Leia in the metal bikini.

Devon: Astro Blasto!
Imaginary White Guy: Shut the fuck up.

by Jersey Shore D-Bag July 7, 2018

blactor

noun -- an actor of african-american descent who is placed, often un-fittingly, into a predominantly white movie or television show so that other african-americans cannot argue said movie or show is racist.

Tyrone -- Man this cracker show is racist...all the main characters are white!!

Greg -- No its not. Look, the cashier is black.

Tyrone -- Dude's just a blactor!

by viennatime July 22, 2010