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Good-Blaster

An amazing device used by the heroic officers of the law to obliterate the dirtbags.
Deputy Shane: Hey Kyle, what is the best weapon to use in self-defense?

Deputy Kyle: I would have to say that would be a Good-Blaster, Shane, it is the best firearm ever.

Deputy Shane: Thanks Kyle, I'll always have my Good-Blaster on my side.
by mcmeow93 October 16, 2012
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poot blaster

One who has constant gas who's preferred method of expulsion is out loud.
I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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geto blaster

an old oversized boombox (kinda like the ones used in the 80's)
have you seen his old school geto blaster?
yeah ! he got it at the pawn shop for fifty bucks !
by dreamernsc12 January 27, 2014
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Dinner Blaster

A handheld cannon that fires Whoppers (burgers).

Infamous for its appearance in the YouTube Poop "Dinner Blaster."
If you're not a fan of fast food, you'd better run if you see a dinner blaster.
by Savato93 April 27, 2010
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muscle blaster

1. a large penis that fires scroatmeal in successive blasts (see: Peter North)

2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein
She jerked my banana and rubbed my strawberries until my muscle blaster delivered her choice of protein.
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blastbeat

A type of fast drum beat characteristic of extreme heavy metal styles such as black metal, death metal and grindcore. Blastbeat is comprised at minimum of the bass drum and the snare drum, altough normally these two are accompanied by a cymbal such as hi-hat, ride, splash or crash.

Blastbeat originated in the '80s by hardcore and proto-grindcore bands which were seeking ways to bring the speed and harshness of their music to a new level. Popularized by grindcore bands such as Napalm Death and Carcass, the blastbeat eventually became an essential, if not the most important and distinctive feature of extreme music.

The blastbeat is normally consisted of a double bass roll of 32nd notes, on top of which the drummer hits the snare rapidly on every downstroke (every other hit). The drummer usually also hits the cymbal the same time as the snare drum. This results in a very aggressive and fast drum beat, as the tempos in which the blastbeat is played usually range from 200 bpm upwards.

The blastbeat is a cornerstone in modern extreme music, as its brutality provides an apt setting for the grim and gruesome soundscapes of death and black metal.
Kevin Talley's blastbeats are played with a near inhuman speed and precision.
by SuomiFinlandPerkele February 16, 2004
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Wall Blasting

something idiots at my school did
five or more people slamming themselves into a bathroom wall or stalls or something
they are idiots
Idiots got our school on lock down Wall Blasting.
by whatiswrongwithpeople March 12, 2015
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