nee blasties

what geordies say when you are taking a penalty in a game of headers and volleys

nee fuckin blasties!

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Blasty Blast

(n): The act of a guy cumming on someone else.

"She took a blasty blast in the eye last night."

Can also be used in verb form, i.e. "I blasty blasted all over her face."

by DCfan2009 December 6, 2011

pyroclastic nasty blasty

When you eat spicy food and the next day you take a poop and the spices from the food make your booty hole hurt and the poop is also explosive in nature.

"Hey guys, it's Fartnpoopnman, today I'm gonna be filling my turlet with a Pyroclastic Nasty Blasty cause of all the Mexican food I ate last night"

by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023

Blasty McBirdshot

1. A term to describe Vice President Richard "Dick" Cheney, given the fact that he had shot a companion in the face while hunting for birds.

The safest place to stand while hunting with Blasty McBirdshot is behind him.

by jesster79 October 17, 2008

Blasties

A more fun way of saying diarrhea!

I had a bad case of the blasties last night after eating that burrito

by Mamavlbc October 3, 2025