Beaterman

A beaterman is someone who just loves the gyal dem and refuses to settle down with just one woman cos he knows he just needs to beat. Its useless to try and cuff a beaterman unless you are prime wifey material as they don't commit to noone and just want to mash. You can only call yourself a beaterman if you have a minimum of a double digit bodycount.

Friend: So you been seeing that bird for a couple weeks now, you gonna wife her then g?

Beaterman: Nah could never be me that bro you already know I'm a beaterman

by Original beaterman December 5, 2019

Master-Blasterbation

When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.

Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!

Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?

by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012

Ass-Blasterbate

A form of masturbation involving fingering ones ass hole and extremely runny diarrhea. The act can be extremely loud and messy and for unknown reasons is frowned upon when carried out in public.

After days of eating Taco Bell, Ronald finally had the shits necessary to Ass-Blasterbate to the best of his abilities.

by TheWopShop December 31, 2013

Blasterbation

To masturbate, and just before reaching climax, pinch the tip of the penis until semen bursts out.

I hurt my dick during blasterbation

by HolyGrayell December 23, 2010

Blagerman

1.Usually a last name that means to brag, to talk A LOT, or to talk about shit no one cares about .
A blagerman always spills secrets and makes rumors.

2. A blagerman has no friends and isnt very liked

Oh no here comes a blagerman , HIDE!

by H . James November 8, 2010

blasterball

the single greatest game ever invented

Boy1- I'm gonna go play some Blasterball

Boy2- I just turned homosexual

by Dacks December 30, 2007

Blasterbating

Furiously masturbating, red-faced, sweating, and often with both hands.

Roger: Man, my cock is sore this morning.
Jerry: Were you masturbating again last night?
Roger: Bro, I wasn't just masturbating, I was blasterbating.
Jerry: Sweet Jesus.

by Cyril Figgis April 13, 2014