blarp

The blarp is the act of deficating in a bathtub.

Before returning the key to his ex-girlfriend's house, Mike got revenge with a blarp in every bathroom.

by JT April 16, 2005

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The sound you make when sticky spit has clogged your throat while sleeping and you try to talk.

I awoke with breath that smelled like a worm melting in the sun and tried to tell my girlfriend good morning and merely said "blarp" as a spit bubble rose up my throat and popped upon exiting my mouth.

by Robertismyname January 10, 2013

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The differnece between soysauce, and the sauce that has yet to be soyed.

Does this sauce contain blarp?

by Emily Dawson November 22, 2003

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When one gets shit upon, in the context of "owned" or "pwned". blarp, blarped, blarping, etc.

Holy shit, I just got blarped on so badly by KayEmX. Never playing Halo again.

by stagga July 10, 2010

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A nasty burp, one that vibrates the entire body. Often accompanied by a terrible stench, but not necessary.

Lucas just blarped super hard, it's quite impressive.
HELP I'M ABOUT TO BLARP!!
I brapped my pants so hard that It made my subsequent blarp look like a joke

by Qr4nto00 December 4, 2023

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