Mr Blaney

A guy with a spanish wife that uses her as a cover up for easy access to unsuspecting child victims

George : Oh shit! Mr blaney is coming!
Ronnie : run before he takes you to his blaney cave!

by BigRonnie597 October 31, 2020

mr blaney

a weird old man who teaches in a high school and hates his job

Timmy:Hey man look.
Timmy:What.
Jimmy:Its mr blaney
Timmy:Oh dude he hates his life

by ferretboy07 June 4, 2018

Blaney

A "Blaney" is a person in the construction field of Irish descent who attempts to be a hertosexual in the public's eye while at work, but goes full monty gay when the clock strikes 4

Did you see John ? That dude is Blaney all day long.

OMG Its 4 o'clock he's going to go Blaney.
John lives the Blaney life.

by RAMLANDGOAT November 13, 2018

Ryan Blaney

The act of crying after receiving a blowjob due to it not lasting long.

M1: "Dude my girlfriend broke up with me last night because I pulled a Ryan Blaney"

M2: "Bro what? What the fuck is a Ryan Blaney?"

M1: "I want you."

by IdkBruh24 November 14, 2024