mr blaney

a weird old man who teaches in a high school and hates his job

Timmy:Hey man look.
Timmy:What.
Jimmy:Its mr blaney
Timmy:Oh dude he hates his life

by ferretboy07 June 4, 2018

sophie blaney

fancies vivienne x

sophie blaney loves eating vivs dandruff doot

by marie camille October 26, 2020

Mr Blaney

A guy with a spanish wife that uses her as a cover up for easy access to unsuspecting child victims

George : Oh shit! Mr blaney is coming!
Ronnie : run before he takes you to his blaney cave!

by BigRonnie597 October 31, 2020

Ryan Blaney

The act of crying after receiving a blowjob due to it not lasting long.

M1: "Dude my girlfriend broke up with me last night because I pulled a Ryan Blaney"

M2: "Bro what? What the fuck is a Ryan Blaney?"

M1: "I want you."

by IdkBruh24 November 14, 2024

Blasey-Ford

Survivor. Patriot. American hero.

Christine Blasey-Ford was so brave to share her story with the world.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 8, 2020

blarneystoner

Someone who talks a lot when stoned, in the manner of one who has kissed the Blarney Stone (giving them the gift of the gab)

that skunk turned me into a right blarneystoner, I talked bollocks all night!

by Captain Hotknives October 8, 2005

Bloomer Bloney

The residue left over in the cotton crotch area of a pair of panties after a night of rough sex. Can also refer to an abnormally large clitoris. Typically a combination of both an abnormally large clitoris covered in before mentioned residue.

Wow! I bet Susan has a bad case of Bloomer Bloney this morning after the pounding her pussy got last night.

by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020