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Church of Blanchett

a community for people who worship cate blanchett with all of their hearts.

first, they sell their souls to cate and then it's a lifelong commitment.

people call it addiction but really, it's just religion.
"what's your fandom called?"
"we're called the CHURCH OF BLANCHETT"
by stanblanchett June 4, 2021
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Cate Blanchett

To urinate in your pants/underwear/dress etc.
To pee your pants.
To let the yellow stream loose onto your own clothes.
If Adriana Barraza wins the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her performance in Babel, I will Cate Blanchett.

or

Tom totally Cate Blanchetted when Stacey caught him cheating.
by Odiwbas July 20, 2008
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gay blanchette

When one lumberjack hugs another from behind while eating chips and not wearing pants.
After cutting down a tree the King gave James a meatnormous gay blanchette.
by Karla Frobe October 11, 2005
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Cate Blanchett

Aussie born actress and one of Hollywood's few great actors. She played Queen Elizabeth of England in the movie Elizabeth I for which she received an Academy Award nomination for Best Actress. She won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for the movie The Aviator in which she played Katharine Hepburn. She played Galadriel in The Lord of the Rings. Her other movies inclue The Life Aquatic, Little Fish, Heaven, The Man Who Cried, Bandits, The Talented Mr. Ripley. She is married to screenwriter, Andrew Upton. They have two children, Dashiell and Roman.
Cate Blanchett and Brad Pitt are starring in the movie Babel.

Cate Blanchett always dresses well.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
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andre blanchette

by Dre Blanchette November 17, 2017
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Cate Blanchett

The damned (talented) bitch who robbed Natalie Portman of the Oscar in '05.
Person 1: Did you watch Cate Blanchett last night at the Oscars?
Person 2: Yeah, that bitch stole Portman's Oscar!
by Mikhail-Bolshevik July 2, 2005
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Blanchett

noun. a straight woman who gives off massive lesbian vibes. ex: Cate Blanchett
What the FUCK, man? I've fallen for ANOTHER Blanchett! That's the third one this year!
by CertifiedSapphicSimp November 7, 2021
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