Douchebo Baggins

1) Your garden variety douchebag that is shorter and has hairier feet than your average man.

2) A Dungeons and Dragons nerd type douchebag.

"Dude... Check out Douchebo Baggins over there in his Middle Earth attire... What a donkey..."

by Joey Bagodonuts July 24, 2009

blarginsnarf

A word used to end a conversation, usually when something personal is mentioned.

so, did you ask her o- BLARGINSNARF!

Did you eat my chocolates!? Blarginsnarf!

by Axe the avenger April 12, 2008

Brobo Baggins

It is in no way a positive nor negative term. In times of utter disgust when discipline is essential but friendships must stay in tact, providing guidance for a fellow "bro."

Dude that Incubus album was the shit!

Whatever Brobo Baggins

by KadeDickerson September 20, 2010

Douche Baggins

A compound noun that cleverly combines the niche phrase "douche bag" with the protagonist Hobbit family name from the popular mid-fifties fantasy-adventure series "The Lord of the Rings". There is no specific context of "Douche Baggins", though it could possibly be used in tandem with other terms of the same catagory also derived from characters in "The Lord of the Rings". Some examples may include, but are not limited to:

- Dildo Baggins
- Chodo Baggins
- Bilbo Faggins
- Gandalf the Gay

This phrase may also refer to a "Lord of the Rings" advocate who may be a douche bag, or who is showing signs of douche baggery at a critical level.

"Ted is such a fucking asshole. He wont shut the fuck up about how the movies didn't do everything right. If he were a character in the series, he'd be Douche Baggins, the mentally challenged hobbit that everyone pushes into the street laughs at because he's a dick weed and his feet didn't turn hairy at puberty."

by russbag August 4, 2005

Choado Baggins

A hobbit with a penis wider than it is long. Is the "master of the ring".

"Wait up Mr. Choado!"

by Samwide the Tiger December 3, 2003

Frodouche Baggins

A man of short stature, usually with very hairy feet, who enjoys live-action roleplay, cosplay, and insulting you on your limited knowledge of fantasy literature. Anyone who can be considered a douche for their delusions of superiority over others, despite the fact they themselves have an obvious lack of a grip on reality.

"Hey man, Sam and Frodo aren't gay lovers, they're just Hobbits! Besides, you wouldn't understand the deep meaningful interconnectedness that one feels with a fellow traveller; walking into the..."

"Stop! Dude, seriously, don't be such a Frodouche Baggins."

by mrsaturn7 September 29, 2009

Slaggy Bo Baggins

A small hairy girl with next to no morals. The name derives from the girl in questions alikeness to Bilbo Baggins, a hobbit from the Lord of the Rings. The girl will often have large flat feet and wear revealing attire. She will also be surrounded by other girls who look very similar to her. She is to be avoided at all costs; She'll take you back to Middle Earth!

'Hey, hey Dan, isn't that slaggy bo baggins?'

'What!?'

'You Know, Anna...?'

'Oh yeah, Definite slaggy bo baggins.'

by TickTackCrazy$ November 19, 2011