The Black Book of Communism

A dubious hodgepodge of dishonesty and Nazi sympathy that tends to be the touchstone of libertarian cranks, shitlibs and Jordan Peterson dorks the world over. The bellwether for figuring out if someone is an apple polisher or bootlicker.

Imbecile: Communism killed 100 million people, I read it in the Black Book of Communism.
Me: You actually watched a PragerU video on YouTube and your penis is very, very small.

by JeffersonWheelchair April 17, 2022

Book Black Black

The act of projecting the vernacular of urban black culture by a black person who has never lived this culture. It is as if they learned how to act "black" by reading about it in a book. The term comes from the research of Signithia Fordham, 1996, in here book "Blacked Out".

You may look Black, but you aint Black! You didn't come from us---you just book Black Black!

by 5nowdrop March 1, 2014

Book it like Black Fabio

To get out of an area really fast like the black man with dreadlocks in Jackass the movie

Dude! We gotta book it like Black Fabio

by XpurplekittycatX October 25, 2010

Black Books

Black Books is a hilarious telivision show from the U.K that amazingly only ran for three seasons. It stars Dylan Moran as Bernard Black, a cynical alcoholic who loves his books and hates his customers. His friend Fran (Tamsin Greg), and his "assistant" Manny (Lord of the Rings), help in making his life as difficult as he thinks it is. It realy is worth a watch, and I recomend renting it from a place like Netflix, so you can watch it over again with your friends.
Amoung the many memorable bits are "robot prostitute from the future", "hiding in the crisps again!", "our friends, the genitals", and of course, "The little book of calm".

Sample dialogue from Black Books

Manny; looking in mirror,: "Do you think I should trim my beard?"

Bernard; reading book,: "Yes I think you should trim it, and shave it off" , turns page, "and staple it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow."

by Figure.10 May 17, 2009

Back of Book

Car business term for when a dealer owns a used vehicle for less than Kelly Blue Book wholesale value.

"We are five grand back of book in that Intrepid, go show them that one."

by Brian Krok July 10, 2007

Back of book

A car that you owe more than 15k than what it’s worth

Cesar Jackson just pulled up in his back of book Nissan Rogue

by Cesar Jackson January 15, 2022

fill-in-the-blank-holy-book

Popular worldwide religious writings, including such books as the Bible, the Talmud, the Qur’an, the Book of Mormon, the Sikh scriptures, the Vedas, the Upanishads, the Bhagavad Gita, David Letterman’s 10 Ten Lists, or any works by Douglas Adams.

The Qur'an is just another fill-in-the-blank-holy-book, in the the same way the bible a Holy Book for Christians.

by Buckaroo May 18, 2006