bjork

Someone that will beat your ass if you say "Welcome to Bangkok" anywhere near her.

Hapless bystander: Welcome to Bangkok!

Bjork: Gappa-Pdow!!!

by One Half April 8, 2006

bjorked

A colloquial augmentation of the phrase 'borked', meaning 'broken beyond repair' or 'cream crackered'.

'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.

It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.

Petter Solberg just totally bjorked his car by driving into that tree.

by Rymix June 26, 2006

bjork

The act of having sex (or generally fooling around) with a copy of oneself; be it robot, clone, simulation, dream, time-travel paradox or otherwise.

The robots bjorked in Björk's video for "All Is Full of Love."

Homer bjorks himself in the Simpsons episode There's Something About Marrying.

I doubt I'd bjork myself if I went back in time; I'm a bit too hairy.

by heyfuture June 5, 2009

BJORK

(v) To act in an outlandish manner; create a confusing spectacle

She's going to Bjork up the place with her new see-through monkey outfit.

by anonymous August 23, 2003

bjork

Icelandic singer who also wrote the lyrics to Skyfire's debut album 'Timeless Departure'.

I know that Bjork has lyrical talent through her writing of Skyfire's lyrics, despite never listening to her music.

by Shadow Creator November 21, 2007

bjork

(noun?) the most impossible name (?) in the English (Icelandic? Swedish? Human?) language (?) to (?) pronounce (?!)

Girl 1: Bee jork?
Guy 1: Bwork?
Girl 2: Borrrkkkkk!!!??!
Swedish Chef: Shwspork?!! Spork! Sork! Horkee Hork! Bjork! Bjork! Bjork!

(They all then, explode)

by Tom Kaye January 15, 2010

bjorked

Stranded for days or weeks far away from home due to disruptions in air traffic caused by Icelandic volcano eruptions.

Millions of people all over the world were bjorked for weeks in 2010.

by CASIOp April 20, 2010