bite me

a more “polite” way of saying ‘fuck off’ or ‘shut the hell up’

person 1: you should really stick to what you’re good at, nothing.

person 2: bite me, bitch

by A. Brookster November 18, 2019

what a bite

1. that sucks - alternatively, what a bite! for when something really sucks

2. can also be used ironically, especially in conjunction with the word "wow!" or with a space between exclamation points and the word "bite", best utilized in the ironic sense when people are being drama

1. surfer dude: ughh i wanted to get sooo pitted out there today but the barrels were weak!
other dude: aw man what a bite dude

2. annoying student: i totally could've done better on this test if i studied! i only got a 91%!!
other student who is normal: wow! what a bite !!

by Mika&Riley October 29, 2015

Bite my Banger

An alternative request to suck my dick

Friend 1 - Hey, it must be your turn to get the beers in?

Friend 2 - Bite my Banger

by blurtworth January 5, 2011

bug bite fetish

When a person is attracted to receiving bug bites

Person 1: did you hear Johnny has a bug bite fetish?
Person 2: is that a jojo’s reference?

by Ydstromger April 12, 2021

bitey

a general name for any one possum

etiology:
Homer calls the big possum living in the monorail conductor's cabin closet "Bitey" in Marge vs. the Monorail (Season 4 Episode 12)

from Wikipedia:
Homer: (on a family of opossums in the monorail) I call the big one "Bitey." (Matt Groening has said this is his favorite Simpsons line ever, written by Conan O'Brien)

by las April 18, 2006

bite za dusto

It is the third bomb of Killer Queen, the stand of Yoshikage Kira of the hit anime series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. It has the power to rewind time an hour.

"KILLER QUEEN!! DAISAN NO BAKUDAN! BITE ZA DUSTO! *click*

by Killer Queen Bites the Dust January 14, 2020

Bite Hider

The annoying character in every single zombie movie that chooses to hide his/her zombie bite from the group. This bite usually occurs during a tense combat situation or retreat from zombies while running to a sheltered environment. The bite festers and only turns the recipient of the bite at the WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT for the group. A "bite hider" will usually respond "oh, just a scratch" when asked by the other members if they're hurt.

Sometimes the bite hider has no idea they will turn into a zombie and some times they do. Both are annoying.

The pregnant woman in the Dawn of the Dead (2004) remake was a "bite hider" - she was aided by her boyfriend in the deception. Her bite festered and she turned - AND - in turn, turned her unborn child into a zombie.

In Resident Evil Extinction (2007), L.J. Wayne (Mike Epps) hides the bite he receives and then turns AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT. Yep.

by Necropology May 1, 2012