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bitchuation 

A situation created by an individual for the sole purpose of being able to bitch about it later.
Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.
bitchuation by COMB July 20, 2008

Bitchuation 

When there is an extreme lack of female presence in a situation many are wanted.
Jay: "This fire is getting pretty lame with just us guys"
Eddie: "Yeah man, we got quite a bitchuation on our hands here"
Chris: "Get to texting!"
Schenck: "Have been..let's not throw anymore wood on"

Bitchuation 

person 1: dude we got a bitchuation

person 2: who is it?

person 1: its Maddi
Bitchuation by little duckling April 18, 2011

Bitchuation 

A bitch of a situation or hard to make choice; a dilemma
This is tough one...a real bitchuation.
Bitchuation by cranioDan11 May 12, 2021

Urban Bitchtionary 

the motherfuckers who didn't publish my definition for "egg slut."
fuck you Urban Bitchtionary; i hope you get caught masturbating by your grandmother.

bituation 

1.) A situation with a "bitch".

2.) Any problem started by a women.
Dude. I need some help with my bituation.
bituation by BFFN July 20, 2009