bitchuation

A situation created by an individual for the sole purpose of being able to bitch about it later.

Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.

by COMB July 20, 2008

bitchuation

It is a bastardized version of situation, only it is exclusively reserved for use with scenes and/or circumstances involving females.

"Hello sir, what was the bitchuation like at the concert last night? Any hot women looking for some action?"

by Richard Morris June 13, 2004

bitchuation

A situation created by an individual for the sole purpose of being able to bitch about it later.

Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.

by COMB July 20, 2008

bitchuational awareness

The ability to maintain a constant, clear mental picture of relevant information and the tactical situation including friendly and threat situations with the opposite sex. Particularly useful when trying to negotiate an event or occasion where there are multiple girlfriends or love interests in attendance.

Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.

I need your help maintaining bitchuational awareness. Jill and Jenn both showed up at the party and I need to keep them separated

by k1llsw1tch July 11, 2010

Bitchuation

A bitch of a situation or hard to make choice; a dilemma

This is tough one...a real bitchuation.

by cranioDan11 May 12, 2021

Bitchuation

a situation in which a girl is being a bitch

person 1: dude we got a bitchuation

person 2: who is it?

person 1: its Maddi

by little duckling April 18, 2011

“glamorous” bitchuation

Basically when your close friend dated your favorite cousin and they break up. Then the family members start blaming the boyfriend for doing nothing to stop her. The girl broke up with him, but her family is pissed at him for not over reacting to her.

Person 1: Did you hear about Gordon? His girlfriend broke up with him and now everyone in her family is pissed at him!
Person 2: Wow! That sounds like a “Glamorous” Bitchuation

by cadburydiehard February 3, 2024