Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.
by COMB February 20, 2007
It is a bastardized version of situation, only it is exclusively reserved for use with scenes and/or circumstances involving females.
"Hello sir, what was the bitchuation like at the concert last night? Any hot women looking for some action?"
by Richard Morris June 13, 2004
Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.
by COMB March 05, 2007
The ability to maintain a constant, clear mental picture of relevant information and the tactical situation including friendly and threat situations with the opposite sex. Particularly useful when trying to negotiate an event or occasion where there are multiple girlfriends or love interests in attendance.
Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.
Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.
I need your help maintaining bitchuational awareness. Jill and Jenn both showed up at the party and I need to keep them separated
by k1llsw1tch July 10, 2010
by cranioDan11 May 13, 2021
by little duckling March 31, 2011
Basically when your close friend dated your favorite cousin and they break up. Then the family members start blaming the boyfriend for doing nothing to stop her. The girl broke up with him, but her family is pissed at him for not over reacting to her.
Person 1: Did you hear about Gordon? His girlfriend broke up with him and now everyone in her family is pissed at him!
Person 2: Wow! That sounds like a “Glamorous” Bitchuation
Person 2: Wow! That sounds like a “Glamorous” Bitchuation
by cadburydiehard February 04, 2024