like terminal velocity, the rate at which a person's bitching gets them bitch slapped.
A Person achieves their Terminal Bitchosity when the downward force of their bitching (Fb) equals the upward force of a fist coming at them (Ff). This causes the net bitching on the object to be zero, resulting in an acceleration of zero.
A Person achieves their Terminal Bitchosity when the downward force of their bitching (Fb) equals the upward force of a fist coming at them (Ff). This causes the net bitching on the object to be zero, resulting in an acceleration of zero.
Did you see that? She called him pencil dick and he smacked her. She finally found terminal bitchosity.
by OMGR8US September 26, 2009
Get the Terminal Bitchosity mug.The level of disparity in hottness of a girl between two time periods based on natural selection.
The natural selection theory is based on the hypothesis that hott girls with be chosen by dudes more often, and will not work as hard to maintain their looks, becoming ugly. Reversely, an ugly girl will work hard to get laid and become hott.
High Bitchisity + Hott = Bad; Low Bitchisity + Hott = Good
High Bitchisity + Ugly = Good; Low Bitchisity + Ugly = Bad
The natural selection theory is based on the hypothesis that hott girls with be chosen by dudes more often, and will not work as hard to maintain their looks, becoming ugly. Reversely, an ugly girl will work hard to get laid and become hott.
High Bitchisity + Hott = Bad; Low Bitchisity + Hott = Good
High Bitchisity + Ugly = Good; Low Bitchisity + Ugly = Bad
"Man, that bitch is hott... but she's got a high bitchisity, so fuck that (for about a year, then bail)."
"My wife is hott! and has low bitchisity, so I'm assuming our sex life will stay pretty active."
"Eh, that ugly chick has got potential for a high bitchisity, ill just get wasted first..."
"Uhh, I'm so ugly, and my bitchisity is so low.... i wonder if they make solar powered vibrators."
"My wife is hott! and has low bitchisity, so I'm assuming our sex life will stay pretty active."
"Eh, that ugly chick has got potential for a high bitchisity, ill just get wasted first..."
"Uhh, I'm so ugly, and my bitchisity is so low.... i wonder if they make solar powered vibrators."
by drofjournalsm April 3, 2010
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When you piss God off and he assaults you. This action is not intended to hurt as much as to humiliate.
by HAASespecial July 3, 2007
Get the bitchsmite mug.A Bitchsuit, pupsuit or dogsuit is a piece of bondage equipment in which the person inside has his/her legs and arms restrained, making him/her walk in all fours, therefore the aforementioned name ‘Pupsuit’. It is normally made out of latex, leather and is normally seen with various straps and harnesses, along with gags and blindfolds.
Put on your bitchsuit
by aula23_YT July 5, 2022
Get the Bitchsuit mug.Title given to a slutty, whore who takes pleasure in stealling peoples boyfriends or best friends' crushes or close friends. Is very dim, stupid and aghbah. They fail to understand how the real world and compassion work as they suffer from being a whorey-slut and aghbah.
by Aghbah9 December 31, 2009
Get the Bitchshit mug.They are not in a relationship or a sexual relationship but yet when one person in the bitchship does something with a member of the opposite sex the other member of the bitchship has a bitchfit.
Megan: Gage, I hear you have been sleeping in candace's room lately at college.
Gage: Okay but we haven't had sex yet.
Megan: Yea but you have been hooking up with her.
Gage: But megan, me and you broke up.
Megan: I don't give a fuck, you suck!!!
Gage: K, peace bitch!!!
Megan: Fuck you, we're done.
*Megan says they are done but they were already broken up! This is a prime example of a bitchship where one member of the bitchship has a bitchfit.
Gage: Okay but we haven't had sex yet.
Megan: Yea but you have been hooking up with her.
Gage: But megan, me and you broke up.
Megan: I don't give a fuck, you suck!!!
Gage: K, peace bitch!!!
Megan: Fuck you, we're done.
*Megan says they are done but they were already broken up! This is a prime example of a bitchship where one member of the bitchship has a bitchfit.
by snox28 December 15, 2010
Get the bitchship mug.Crazy Bitchnitude- Not only are you a crazy bitch, but everything around you suffers at such a high magnitude that your own vital organs wish to rip themselves from your body to avoid embarrassment.
Alex's mom, Stuck up people, over bearing and over controlling mothers
Alex, your mom is pissing me off with her crazy bitchnitude
Alex, your mom is pissing me off with her crazy bitchnitude
by pissed at crazy bitchnitude March 2, 2011
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