birthwood

When a baby with male genitalia is born fully erected.

Upon delivery, Jackson was presented to his family with birthwood.

by Mein Nghia September 11, 2020

Bitchworm

Someone who is not only a fucking bitch but also a stupid ass worm.

John: Bethany is such a bitchworm!
Bethany: What?!

by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023

birthwrong

As the name implies, a birthwrong is someone born into a family with drug and alcohol problems, money problems, and other negative factors. People born with a birthwrong have little chance of getting by in life without lots of hard work.

"Why you workin' so hard, man? you're wastin all yo' time."
"I'm tryin' to lift myself up and out man, I was born with a birthwrong to work ward."

by R. B. H. May 8, 2007

birchworm

A stupid fictonal cartoon characature based on mr.birch made by Lois and Shauna in 2003.

OMG Birch Worm! haha thats so funny! Shauna and Lois rule!

by uber-pea May 8, 2004

Birthmorrow

Wishing someone Happy Birthday, a day in advance.

Birthday = Birth + today - to
Birthmorrow = Birth + tomorrow -to

Happy Birthmorrow, Sunshine!

Hey Rachel, I am out tomorrow, so Happy Birthmorrow to you!

by Shar6 October 11, 2010

birthometry

the branch of bearing or bringing forth offspring that deals with increasing awareness and strengthening relationships pertaining to pregnancy, childbirth and parenting.

birth childbirth pregnant pregnancy parenting children newborn doula

Nell: I am excited to go to the birthometry pregnancy and baby fair hosted by Doulaville Birth Services.
Dollie: Me too! I'm going so I can sign up for the birthometry childbirth education and preparation workshop.
Dot: I'm going so I can find out what birthometry professionals are in my local neighborhood.

by seattleellipsis August 23, 2011

Girthworm

A really big worm.

You could say nightcrawlers are girthworms.

by Tali777 March 17, 2026