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Birds and the bees 

when your kids ready for the birds and bees .DADDY?"Yes son?" Why is mommys tummy so big. Son its time you learn about the dick and vagina monster. When daddy has feelings for mommy he whips out the penis monster and puts it in vagina monster. Its called fertilization son. Put in mind this is when the our kid is around 9 or 10. Son after 9 months we will have a new family member who will either be your younger sister or brother.
Hey son today imma teach you about the birds and the bees
Birds and the bees by Tipzilla November 12, 2018

Birds And the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks 

Phrase popularized by 21th century comedian Israel Pariah.

In which he was referring to dropping knowledge on a subject that isn't only about sex.

In other words schooling somebody and teaching them something as if it was a parent teaching their kids about sex.
You don't know shit about trappin I'm boutta show you the Birds and the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks.

The Birds and The Bees 

Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!

the birds and the bees 

The explanation of sexual reproduction. In old fashioned times people were embarrased to discuss sex let alone tell children. So they used Mother nature as a metaphor to portray sex as a natural thing and not a crime punishable by eternal damnation.
"Now Philip, It's your fortieth birthday and I feel you are ready to know about the birds and the bees.."

the birds and the bees 

The explanation of sex usually coming from a parent to a son or daughter.
Mom, do we really have to talk about the birds and the bees?
the birds and the bees by Jeff October 8, 2003

the birds and the bees 

noun. 1. pertaining to two types of winged animals, known for their contrary mating habits. 2. metaphor - pertaining to the delicate time in a young man's life when he begins to notice females in a 'special way,' seeing them not as harbingers of cooties, but as 'totally wordboneable.' Specifically, it refers to the courtship and love-making act commonly engaged in while in the backseat of his father's Buick.
1. "It must be spring," cried Billy. "Look at all the birds and the bees!" 2. "Son, you are coming of age now, and, well, um, I think we need to have 'The Talk.' You know, about the birds and the bees," said Father.
"Aww shit," thought Son. "I wish I were wasted right now."