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budfriend

The "buddy" or "friend" that your boyfriend or husband spends too much time with. A budfriend is the most discreet level of male-to-male relationship that exists between two straight or bi-curious men. Common activities between two budfriends include "grabbing a beer," "watching a game," and "fishing and hunting." A guy who experimented with M2M sexual contact in high school or college is more likely to have a budfriend later in life, especially after his female partner becomes overweight and extremely unattractive. When there is a budfriend in a guy’s life, sexual contact with the wife or girlfriend declines steadily, although his interest in anal play may suddenly arise. Budfriendship is always kept in the DL.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Is your hubby on steroids? He’s getting big!
Desperate housewife: Nah…, Kevin’s just spending too much time at the gym with his workout buddy Nick.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Hmmm… How often do they go?
Desperate housewife #2: Everyday for two hours. The gym has a sauna, so they love it.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Oh, girl. Has Kevin become interested in anal play lately?
Desperate housewife #2: Oh my Gosh, yes! How do you know?
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: I just have a feeling Kevin and Nick are budfriends… You ever watched Brokeback Mountain?
by heteroflex November 28, 2012
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borefriend

A friends annoying boyfriend who blathers on and on about himself, his stupid job, his watch collection,how many calories he has eaten today, etc.
My friend Mary brought her borefriend to dinner which completely killed the whole vibe of our dinner party.
by mimosa5 February 21, 2009
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borefriend

Typically a beta male AFC (average frustrated chump) who is usually a very boring, needy, possessive and jealous to his girlfriend. Kind of a nice guy.

This kind of man has very few qualities that women find attractive, and women usually stick around only until their options open up, when they opt for a more suitable alpha male.
Jenny dumped her borefriend for that PUA dude.

John is the alpha dude who liberated Ayako from her borefriend.
by X-fireDude January 19, 2009
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Brofriend

A term used to define a close friendship with one or more heterosexual males. Spoken from a male perspective, the classifier 'brofriend' can be used similarly to the way a women may refer to her close female friends as 'girlfriends'. Thus avoiding the potential awkwardness of refering to ones male friends as boyfriends.

Note: Avoid using the abbreviated 'bf' since this may be misunderstood as a shorthand abbreviation for 'boyfriend'.
"WHAT!? No no we're just brofriends. There is totally a difference!"
- In response to using the abbreviated 'bf'.
by Alfred :) December 22, 2009
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Brofriends

Two straight men who are more than just friends; they're best friends and are often found talking/hanging out. A long term bromance.
where'd they go? "They left with their brofriends a while ago"
by derbear February 23, 2013
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brirlfriend

Bro + Girlfriend.

That girl thats so chill you can talk to her like she's your bro but at the same time you're into her.
Yo dude I was fucking my brirlfriend earlier and then afterwards we grabbed some beers and played video games. winning.
by Zebramonkey August 23, 2011
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bishfriend

your bitchy friend
a person you like that bitches and complains all the time
Kayla was such a bishfriend, she complained about everything!
by fuckyougudge February 3, 2014
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