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Birkenstud

The opposite of a fag hag, or fruit fly. A straight man who hangs out with lesbians.
We went to the lesbian bar with our birkenstud, he really enjoys the crowd.
by redfraggle4 October 30, 2009
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Stone Cold Crooked Bidens

A spontaneously spewed catchy nickname given to Joe and Hunter Biden by Dolt 45 during a press conference with him and the Finnish President.
Well now, you impolite, fake news asshole, you must realize that those Stone Cold Crooked Bidens are the real criminals we all should be focusing on!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 3, 2019
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birdnest

Creating a nest-like wreath of toilet paper inside the toilet bowl, then shitting on top to render the toilet un-flushable.
I got fired from Wendy's so I birdnested the toilets.
by Choadblower January 15, 2006
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Bidensation

The practice of captivating and speaking to a large audience from all walks of life. Committing to a lifetime of fighting for our values with unparalleled tact and dignity. A truly distinguished and incredible craft, worthy of the highest respect.
Bidensation was invented by Joeseph Robinette Biden in 1969.

"Man, I can't believe Joe's retiring from Bidensating!"
by markd315$ January 13, 2017
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Birkenstoked

The instance when a hippie-type is extremely excited.

Originated from the fact that hippie's are known for wearing the shoe brand BIRKENSTOCK; and "Stoked" is surfer/stoner slang for "excited"
HIPPIE 1: "DID YOU GET ANY WEED LAST NIGHT!?

HIPPIE 2: "OH MAN, I GOT 4 GRAMS, I'M SO BIRKENSTOKED!"
by Miss Mafia May 12, 2009
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birkenshlock

Imitation alternative-health merchandise, pseudo-spiritual chochkas, and cheap novelty accessories offered at most open-air fairs and by two-bit street vendors in college towns.

It's a take-off on the classic Birkenstock shoes. The original Birkenstocks are high-quality foot-wear worth anyone's money. The fakes for $20 fall to bits in two weeks' time. By extension, any street fair has stalls of well-made goods created chiefly by local craftsmen and craftswomen, and then also those stalls offering vastly inferior import trinkets and poser products fronting to be the real deal.
"This fair used to be good, but now there are mostly fly-by-nighters trying to palm off greasy pizza and birkenshlock."
by focus5 June 22, 2009
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birdnested

when something is really fucked up. its all messed up and jumbled...like a birds nest.
"Nancy's hair is so birdnested right now!!!"
by hayleybitch April 14, 2016
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