Bilbo

To raise one's legs in the air spread eagle and ask: "Gotcher bilbo?!?"

This must be done by a guy to another guy. It is considered pretty gay.

..."GOTCHER BILBO!?!?"

Oh man, I got bilboed so bad. I will never walk into a bilbo like that again.

by Frilbo Fraggins March 24, 2009

Bilbo

A butt dildo

Gross man, i found a bilbo out in the alley behind your house.

by Bradland May 17, 2010

Bilbo

Used for the word dildo but only ever used by gays or prudes, but never hardcore lezzes as they have shaved heads and GI in front of their name, therefore obviously not a virgin. They are also confused with German Women

Gay:Can we get a, y'know a Bilbo

by AshMaHomieHater February 21, 2005

bilbo

1.a stay at home dad

1.That woman over there brings home the bacon because her husband is a bilbo. (snickers heeh hee)

by mista mandalicious March 4, 2005

Bilbo

An unstoppable force, ring leader of the beri and bori. Often called bilbo beansprout for his notoriously massive knob. Wants over hentai and gets any girl he wants. Instant death upon his touch.

‘Hey did u see how many girls bilbo raped’ here bilbo means he is a rapist

by cannysaylad February 22, 2019

Bilbo Swaggins

A man of Hobbit like stature who has all kinds of various adventures that would not normally be attributed someone like him. As a result he becomes revered and has lots of swagger.

Person 1: You hear about how Craig beat down De-Bo, had a three way with Debbie and Joi and got his job back??? All within a week!

Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!

Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.

Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!

by Rile E. Escobar May 25, 2011

Bilbo Teabaggins

A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.

If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!

by Headexpl0dy October 12, 2009