Bilateral collateral whiz(male oriented).....when you go to whiz and a pubic hair has become lodged at the end of your weiner,bisecting the “hole”.this causes whiz to come out multidirectionally,missing the toilet and often soaking the floor
When my wife slipped on the toilet floor due to my bilateral collateral whiz from evening before,I knew I was in trouble!
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2. A person who does not believe in the extreme sides, and always weighs the pros & cons and comes to the conclusion that everything should be in moderation.
3. Used to describe a person with neutrality or hesitance to choose between two sides in an argument or a competition, or inability to decide due to a lack of courage or other reasons
4. A person who is on neither side of the spectrum, but belongs somewhere in the middle.
5. A person who sees the world in shades of grey.
6. A person who sits on the fence (Idiom).
7. A pacifist.
8. A neutral person.
9. A mutual person.
Jason is a bilateralist. Because of his compromising habits & will to ditch or support two opposite parties simultaneously, he often becomes the target of both the opposing parties.
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