Budumpkin

Having sexual intercourse while the male is on the crapper taking a dump.

I was chillin' on the crapper when a hooker came in and gave me a budumpkin for free.

by IAMSHACO October 12, 2012

Joe Bidum

Joe Biden is the man that is supposedly running the country of USA. He helped the Taliban take over Afghanistan, said to make every vote count (including illegal votes), publicly fell on Air Force One’s stairs(3x), AND, he forgets things easily, said that we would be safe without him.

Joe Biden is Joe Bidum

by Blue_Bandit June 21, 2022

budumpkin

The simple pleasure of receiving a blow job while taking a crap on a bidet.

"Holy shit, Mary just gave me a budumpkin."

by Graham the steeze April 1, 2009

Bidumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin and afterwards getting finished off with a human bidet. Given by the original blumpkin giver.

The bidet act involves using human saliva in order to cleanse the rectal area. It offers a much more thorough clean than just using the paper.

I felt really dirty after that blumpkin and I don't live in Europe. Thank God Celeste knows how to give a good bidumpkin.

by bleachedasshole October 5, 2011

Bidumf

Sitting on someone with a great amount of force whilst exclaiming “bi-doomf (the double o is pronounced like book)

I bidumfed on lucas and he vomited all over me

by Goosack September 24, 2021

Bidemptori remorsus

The feeling of regret felt by Joe Biden voters (the highest support in American electoral history!) after seeing his abysmal performance. A portmanteau combining the Latin emptori remorsus (buyer's remorse) and the last name of Joseph Robinette Biden.

Man! I voted against Bad Orange Man in 2020 but now all I'm feeling is Bidemptori remorsus!

I thought Biden would be a better president than Trump but now it's all Bidemptori remorsus after that abysmal first year!

by Banana Terra Cota Pie February 14, 2022

bidumpkin

variation of the blumpkin where one receives a blow job on a bidet, as opposed to the toilet.

the whore shot down kingpin when he asked for a bidumpkin then ordered room service.

by nunyabidness February 23, 2009