Douche Bigalow

Someone who is so good a being a douche, they should be whored out. The douche of all douches.

-I told my ex wife I was going to a concert.
-I asked if she could take our son that day.

-She said she was also going to that concert.
-I sold my tickets to be with my son.
-She LIED.
She is DOUCHE BIGALOW.

by thetruthisabitch May 13, 2010

Biglow

1. When a person is about to do something really important and they fail to do whats necessary.
2. To Bitch out when duty calls.

Alex was about to skydive and then he had a biglow moment; thus, he lost control of his bowels while in the plane.

by Boy-d May 25, 2008

bigalow blowout

When a skanky girl is giving head and you cum so hard it comes out of her nose.

Griffis came so hard it blew out of her nose. He won the Bigalow blowout last night!

by Yukonskitch December 30, 2016

dirty biglow

when a girl shits in a fat guys mouth then the malibeau proceeds to eat the girl out with the shit still in his mouth and filling the vagina with the shit then using the shit as lubricant during intercourse

damn that girl nani is a freak she gave me the best dirty biglow of my life! i couldnt believe it

by lucky luigi October 16, 2009

Bigalow

When you "big up" (highly praise) something that is not really worthy of praise.

"oh you just bigalowed that!"

"that is just not worth bigalowing."

by Reviii August 10, 2009

deuce bigalow

n. slang. The hand ace and two in Texas hold'em poker.

He got so lucky with seven, two, two on the flop to crack my pocket rockets with his deuce bigalow.

by RAD_Esq September 17, 2006

Deuce Bigalow

When you have to drop a deuce--bigtime...

Listen here chump sucka! I gotta Deuce Bigalow... Ya jive?

by doos September 24, 2004