Unit of measurement. Equates to $200,000,000,000. Derives from the net worth achieved by Jeff Bezos on 8/27/20.
Jerald: "The student debt crisis has reached $1,751,280,163,588!" "Wow", Tom yells back. "That's almost 9 Bezoses!"
by stockrbot August 28, 2020
Get the Bezosmug. by gay.sea.otter July 13, 2021
Get the Jeffery Bezosmug. This Dimension's Lex Luthor
by Pengmaeda August 22, 2021
Get the Jeff Bezosmug. When you take a little bit of shrooms and you get kinda high but don’t actually go to space. As opposed to Neil Armstronging it the whole way.
by Cowboy_wayne August 27, 2021
Get the Jeff Bezosmug. by Jesus McNugget July 8, 2017
Get the jeff bezosmug. Dude 1: Did you know the median salary at amazon is $28,000? That means 325,000 people are making below the poverty line!
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted
by novelty16 June 2, 2018
Get the Jeff Bezosmug. A robotic butler that will do whatever you tell it to do, available from Amazon, which has the head of Jeff Bezos and the body of an old-school man-bot.
I be getting me a smiling and wacky-lookin’ Bezos Butler soon to be answering the front door and take packages sent to me by Amazon!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2021
Get the Bezos Butlermug.