bedshit

A shit, taken in one's bed

I had a dream about going for a dump and ended up doing a bedshit

by Denguefever April 12, 2009

mudda bewlshit

It's the word mother fucker and bullshit put together but instead of saying mother bullshit you say MUDDA BEWLSHIT cause it makes you sound cool fam

Boy: I ran over your cat

Girl: THATS THE MUDDA BEWLSHIT

by Semu April 20, 2016

BEDSHITTER

Its a generic term to describe an older person, who at best, has lost control of one or more bodily functions.

That Bingo hall was full of old bedshitters.

Florida.. the Bedshitter state.

by Reaver January 16, 2003

Bedshitter

An alcoholic drink consisting of Red Bull and vodka, similar to a jagerbomb.

Look at Cole over there, he's drinking a bedshitter.

by bignuts52068 August 21, 2022

Beshitted Fuckstumble

Originally coined by David Simon (creator of The Wire), it refers to prodigious douchebags with opinions that leave much to be desired.

I thought Josh was an Obtuse Fuck but he is much worse than that, he is a Beshitted Fuckstumble.

by The Gipper October 30, 2018

Beeshit

like the word bullshit but instead of using bull you use bee.

Tim "Did you hear that dave is going out with jennifer"
Tom" Thats Beeshit, i heard he was going single for a while."

by AndersonB February 22, 2008

buwshit

how black people pronounce "bullshit"

ni69a thaz sum BuwShit

by KKKracka April 23, 2003