Sock-blocking

The act of preventing another fantasy baseball team from moving up in the standings by consistently outplaying them. Makes more sense if your team name directly refers to socks, such as the Red Sox or the White Sox.

Fantasy Owner #1: Dude, I've been trying to take 1st place for weeks now, but the Seattle Tube Sox keep sock-blocking me.
Fantasy Owner #2: I know what you mean, man. I haven't been able to overtake the Buffalo Business Sox all season.

by The4cDizzle April 10, 2010

jerk blocking

when you really want to jerk off, but someone like your sister, parents, or friends keep bothering you and won't leave you alone. It is very annoying and depressing.

I was trying to jerk off last night, but my sister kept telling me all these stories and she wouldn't leave me alone.

Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.

by 877372 May 16, 2009

Blocking spree

When you block a whole bunch of people on facebook for no particular reason.

This morning I was on facebook, and I looked at the friend finder. That's when I decided it was time for a blocking spree.

by SsBeef January 29, 2015

COD Blocking

When your wife or girlfriend wants you to spend time with her
instead of playing Call of Duty.

Sorry, I can't play with you guys tonight. My wife is Cod Blocking me again.

by Ron27 September 4, 2010

snot blocking

Avoiding a persons romantic advances by blowing snot out ones nose.

The only way for Lucy to avoid Dylan's kiss was by snot blocking him.

by Declan8 May 20, 2016

optic nerve blocking

To block someone or something from your field of vision, meaning to not hear or see that thing until requested off.

John:Did you see Lenny today?

Clint: Nah, I used my optic nerve blocking to ignore that loser!

by YOUR SQUIP May 5, 2019

Ice Blocking

Sledding for people who live where it doesn't snow. Most popular in California. Riding down a grassy hill, on a giant block of ice. Make sure there is a towel in between the ice the pants. Beware of "it looks like you just peed your pants" water marks. Comments may follow.

Ice Blocking is best to do at night because the level of bamfness increases.

I'm gonna take jordan ice blocking tonight on the golf course hills, it should be hella sweet.

by Jordynn March 1, 2008