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Bevets is a sweet little boy who loves jesus and the bible. He was born a little odd on account of my having sat on a bag of mothballs when I was pregnant, but he's a darling little scooch anyway, and he just loves posting on that internet. We've had to buy him a bunch of computers because he can't control his drooling problem so well, but it's worth it so that he has an opportunity to play with his internet friends. Sometimes he gets so mad at them! It's adorable! In order to help him argue about jesus, we had cousin Steve (Steve knows lots about computers) write up something called a "Pearl Scripp" that makes it so that any button Bevets hits with those fat little fingers automatically posts a new bible quote or a pointed excerpt from one of those evil evolutionary biologists. He sure does love it, and when he shouted "THANKS UNKA STEVE" it was about the cutest thing ever. I'm so glad he has the internet to play with, because god knows the neighbors were getting tired of him raping those chickens.
Bevets honey, please stop raping those chickens!
by Bevets Mom October 12, 2008
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Edge Bevel

Edge Bevel describes the degree of angle that a ski tech puts on a ski or snowboardedge. The level of edge hold depends on the edge bevel of both the side edge and the base edge of the ski or snowboard.

The average edge bevel equals one degree on the side edge and one degree on the base edge providing for a overall edge bevel of 88 degrees.

Snowboard and Ski Racers, Edge Heads and expert riders prefer greater degrees of Edge Bevel to provide sharper ski and snowboard edges for greater edge hold.
Hey, I prefer to point em, but when I need it, I like a 3 Degree side Edge Bevel for kick-ass edge hold on those bullet-proof ski runs.
by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010
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Bevets'd

Used to describe a discussion about religion that has devolved into a pointless shouting match or flamewar. It is analogous to the word Goodwin'd but specifically applies to a discussion about religion. Most commonly used on internet discussion threads.
Steve: I hate christians!

Dave: The secular heathens are destroying society!

Al: This thread had been Bevets'd. I'm out of here.
by defenestrator March 21, 2005
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bevless

When you eating/snacking without a beverage.
My mans got no bev!!!
This dude bevless out here smh.
Got allll these chips but no bev....
by Zaymanhart February 24, 2018
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Bevel

The bevel is a classic Rockettes pose. Bevels are part of choreography and transitions and a more formal pose that is used in photo shoots and during on-camera interviews.
I haven’t taught my mom how to bevel yet.
by Gentleolas May 9, 2018
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Beverse

Like Strange But A Little More Spontanius Without Being Completely Random, A Welcomed Amount Of Strangeness, Without Being Labeled A Weirdo.
(Bev-Urs)
"He Was Acting Quite Beverse"
by Lord Ashley Stevens June 3, 2005
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Bevelle

A huge city, home to the Yevon religion. In true facts, it is also the home of the most powerful machinas ever produced in Spira. (Exemple? Vegnagun. Filled by lying heathens, this city, in my humble opinion, stinks.
Bevelle rhymes with Turd.
by Delf January 5, 2004
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