Dio bestia

Dio bestia is an espression that is used by italian guys when they're angry(2), or when they prove strong emotion(1).

E' fredda Dio bestia!
This water is very very cold!(1)

Mi è saltata la connessione Internet, Dio bestia!
Oh no, my Internet connession is useful!(2)

by Slash92 December 9, 2008

crypto-bestiality

Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses

1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.

2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!

by magicalunicornfucker December 7, 2009

bestiality

a form of animal abuse where a human has sexual contact with an animal

person 1: I'm actually really into bestiality. what are your views on it?
person 2: I'm sorry, but WHAT?
person 1: I'm in a relationship with a dog, and she really enjoys it, i think it should be more normalised
person 2: ...
person 1's body was later found in a rubbish bag hidden in an alley. An autopsy showed he was likely beaten to death, and that he had actually been missing a brain since the age of 8.

by Lavafox August 23, 2020

Bastian Schweinsteiger

The most solid performance from a central midfielder at World Cup 2010. Also the future star of Brazil 2014. Bayern Mnich midfielder that rapes and gets the job done.

Bastian Schweinsteiger is looked up to by many fans.

by schweini August 4, 2010

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality

The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.

Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.

by Revchu August 6, 2005

Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian Is a word that can be used as no, nert or nope. (inspired from a video game meme, overwatch.)

Mr.Bonkin- “do the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “ Nert Bastian “

by Dykey Buttcrack February 27, 2019

a lo bestia

In a very exaggerated or aggresive way in castillian. Its literal translation means "like a beast"

"Se puso a estudiar a lo bestia" (He studied --)

by Machanic May 1, 2016