Bottled Water

bottles of water with minerals, chemicals cuz tap water will melt white people......

NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people

Martin: Gee, this bottle of water sure is tasty!
M-Dizzle: Shut the fuck up cracka

by Ryguy Whits September 25, 2004

Bottled Water

1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.

'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'

by thesarcasmguy April 15, 2016

bescotted

to be bored, boring, bland. to be useless and a drain on fun. not too bright

I am bescotted with my roomate. That guy living on the second floor sure is bescotted.

by masetsaba April 20, 2006

bottled suprise

when someone passes gas into a water battle and tightens the cap in order to give to another fellow so that he can smell the stench

joshua ripped supreme ass but carefully stored it in a bottle...he later gave us the bottled suprise and it smelled like rank horse penis

by neez/roddie September 2, 2004

Besotted

to be loved up with someone

im besotted with george

by mike May 13, 2005

bottled

Slang in Christchurch new zealand, for when you get into a fight and hit your opponent in the head/face with a bottle

man dude, me and the boys were up town the other night and this fool got "bottled"

by physiKARL September 3, 2005

Besotted

When someone likes somebody so much they get so excited and nervous around the person they like. They also are always thinking about them to make their own day

Tommy was besotted by Molly mae when she was in casa amor.

by Tommy0496 July 5, 2019