Berwick Lights

The nickname for "The Berwick, Pennsylvania Jaycees' Christmas Boulevard" annual display. The display claims to be "over a mile of lights", meaning it utilizes upwards of a mile of strung lights, not that the display is actually a mile long. The display is located on the Market Street median directly in front of Berwick City Hall/The Jackson Mansion. It is actually quite popular in Northeastern Pennsylvania.

Berwick Lights are fucking awesome, if you ingest some psychedelics prior to seeing them.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 5, 2010

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Berwick Secondary College

A "high school" in Victoria's south east better described as a CIA black site, whether its kids committing grand theft auto or pedophilic teachers putting cameras up girls skirts this school is truly the deepest part of hell, may god bless anyone who dares go to Berwick Secondary College as they endure teachers putting kids in headlocks, vape dealers around every corner or the stupid fucking builders who built this school on a steep ass hill.

"I hear theres a bunch of pedophiles at berwick secondary college, i would never send my kids there."

by vapeshitter67 November 23, 2025

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Ricky Berwick

God reborn in his true form. If you look up Ricky Berwick on Google, you will find his YouTube Channel. The moment you press the enter key to search for Ricky Berwick, your dick will grow 2 inches and become extremely erect. It will rip through your pants. If you're not wearing pants, it will rip through your table. If you're a chick, you will grow a massive horse cock upon searching his name. If a guy and a girl search up Ricky Berwick within 1 minute of each other, then they will be transported to Ricky Berwick's sex dungeon. They will then mate with the Girl fucking the guy. She puts her giant horse cock inside the hole of the man, the man only feeling slight pain. Once the horse cock is fully inserted inside the man's dick, the girl grows a handle out of her mouth and the guy pulls it. The girl then says "Ricky in your clitty" and the man grows a clit on his stomach. Then, the girl pulls her giant horse cock out of his dick hole, and the Ricky Berwick pops out of the man's new-formed clit. He jumps out and proceeds to fuck them both. He then rips their tongues out of their mouths and shoves them inside of his extremely large cock for safekeeping. Ricky then looks into the camera and says "Kachow!" and leaves the sex slaves to become part of his floor. Anybody who does this will never leave the same, as they end up dying a slow and painful death, but finish off with a giant orgasm. Their souls will leave their bodies and they will be reborn as dildos and lube.

Guy: "Hey, look up Ricky Berwick on your phone."
Girl: "Okay."
*Gets Transported to Ricky's Sex Dungeon*
"Well Fuck"

by Just Another Memer November 28, 2017

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Ricky Berwick

A very intelligent man with limitless capabilitys he is also know for cleaning his ears while orgasming and giving females a giant horses cock

Ricky Berwick is my dad

by Cuntbag nigga December 18, 2018

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South Berwick

A very small town in Southern Maine where nothing ever happens. For the "hoodlums" in town, their daily entertainment is meeting at Central School and doing stupid, useless things. For everyone else, you sit at your house all day waiting for the day you graduate from Marshwood High School and can get out of the town. Unless you are the hicks, then you drop out at 15 and become a drug dealer. The nearest store is 25 minutes away, unless you like second hand clothes, then we have a bunch of stores for that. And good luck if you have a pollen allergy, there's so many trees here you will die during allergy season.

Person 1: Hey dude, want to go to Central and climb trees like idiots?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just going to sit here for the next five years wishing something exciting would happen, because nothing ever happens in South Berwick.

by stuck in this stupid town September 2, 2011

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