Crash and Bernstein

Probably the worst kids show next to Dora The Explorer. You have this really annoying kid, who complains about not having a brother, so he goes to build-a-bestie (WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?) and makes this puppet thing, who becomes the star of the show pretty much, and he is even more annoying than the kid. They think they're so cool, when really they're some of the lamest kids I've ever seen. Don't even get me started on the sisters. They're really annoying too, especially the older one. The theme song of this show is show stupid and it doesn't even make any sense! I just want to go through the TV screen and kick the puppet thing. The show is complete rubbish. My gosh, it's even worse than Dora, and that's saying ALOT!

Crash: I'm telling you Bernstein, the ladies will love that you have a puppet as a friend. ;)
Berinstein: Oh really? Okay, let's go talk to Dora! :)
Dora: What the hell? Is that little kid with the gay purple puppet coming over here to talk to us?
Boots and Dora's other stupid friends: Let's get away from these gay weirdos!

Even DORA hates Crash and Bernstein!

by DobbyTheFreeElf February 6, 2013

being a bernstein

When someone butts into your conversation when you tell them not to.

Goddamn, that guy is being a Bernstein, it’s so annoying.

by Tony the toenail February 19, 2018

The Bernstein Bail

When a Jew makes plans with you and then bails (typically happens when they don’t have a coupon for dinner, are being lazy, etc.)

Sorry for The Bernstein Bail but I accidentally ate some pink, undercooked chicken and got food poisoning so I’m sorry I can’t make it to the zoo or dinner.

by Bernsteinbearlove July 16, 2021

David Bernstein

Verb: The coolest Jewish person around, who knows how to munch munch and do magical tricks with the tongue who has it down to the science!

Omfg, did you hear what happened to Jessica? She said her legs were shaking after she got the David Bernstein experience!

by anonymous July 8, 2023

Extra gay naked tickle butt sex for good boy ankle biting Bernstein

The brain rot started by the mandem group chat to describe our emotions when someone says something really stupid.

Ben do you wear shoes in school?
Idk is that extra gay naked tickle butt sex for good boy ankle biting Bernstein?

by anonymous January 12, 2025

Chet Brunstein

Your average Joe, just a generic male character that's just generally uninteresting.

Bro, the male player character in this game is just Chet Brunstein, how dumb.

by JT_Lich July 17, 2022

Dan Bergstein

A humorist and internet phenomenon, most famous for critiquing the famous twilight series in his "blogging twilight" articles on the website www.sparknotes.com

"OMG 1st on a Dan Bergstien blog???"

"You are my life now,

Dan Bergstein"

by Imlora April 2, 2010