Bernardo

He is an amazing human being. He is Brazilian and very smart. He’s not the best at math but that’s ok cause he’s very good at everything else. He’s not always the nicest but he is awesome. He isn’t perfect, but no one is. He will always be amazing and attractive.

Person 1: who’s that guy over there?
Person 2: he’s Bernardo, my boyfriend

by AyyyBitchYouAlreadyKnowWhoItIs March 11, 2019

Fat Bernardo

to masturbate; to rub your penis until orgasm.

Steve's date canceled on him so he decided to spend an intimate evening with Fat Bernardo.

by hammertime05 October 21, 2010

bernardised

severely damaged through neglect and/or an overwhelming lack of concern.

"holy shit! look at that, he put the fork right through that drum!"
"bernardised."

by joshx July 29, 2004

bernardette

A boss ass bitch. She may seem shy but she is crazy so be careful. Once you get to know her she is really nice, sweet, funny and overall just a great friend. Once you have her in your life you won’t want to loose her.

Did you see that girl?
Yeah she is a total Bernardette!

by Bail101970 October 2, 2019

bertarded

Stupid and slow witted, worse then retarded.

Bertarded - A person who has not clue how to do anything.

by Cat mechanic March 26, 2013

Bernardo

Bernardo is the most real Mexican friend you'll ever have. He is also fukken cute (no homo) and he's basically a fukken gangster

Bernardo you cute.

by bich niga July 9, 2018

Bernardo

Incredibly adorable, funny, smart, and sexy person... usually seen with large groups of friends or celebrities that has a big dick under his pants , and a person that will show you a good time .

Incredibly adorable, funny, smart, and sexy person... usually seen with large groups of friends or celebrities
Person 1: "Yo, who's this kid everyone freakin' loves?"

Person 2: "Him? Yea, tht's Bernardo.."

by Bernardo. January 2, 2017