General Berger

When you shit yourself, whether intentionally or by mistake. This action is performed by someone in an elevated or esteemed position such as the Commandant of the United States Marine Corps, General Berger who infamously shid himself. The congruence of the high position held by the individual with the shocking and embarrassing act of shitting oneself is what constitutes pulling a General Berger.

I really thought highly of James but after he pulled that General Berger I'm just disgusted by him.

by DD214 Memes May 26, 2021

bergen joke

A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.

I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.

He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.

by mbrowntownclown April 1, 2017

Sad Beagle

When you're holding in a fart and your stomach starts to whine like a small dog.

" I had to fart so bad that I sad beagled through the entire date."

"I'm not hungry, I just have the sad beagles going on today."

by Milk Lunch May 5, 2017

North Bergen High School

You constantly hear "my nigga" or "that's whats up". Majority of the people in the school are hispanic. Majority of the students who attend are ghetto. There are too many potheads to count. You can smell weed out of the boys bathroom. You have gym everyday and it's a pain in the ass. When you walk to and from school on bergenline, there is always some creepy guy starring at girls. You always hear girls talking about how "someone's talk'n shit." and how they're going to fight them. You never hear someone say "totally" or "seriously" rather than "deadass." You can get a referral for having your id under your shirt or being late to lunch. Wearing an I.d. after your last period, you'll be called a freshman. Favoritism plays a big part in NBHS. Half of the teachers in the school shouldn't even be teaching because they're bipolar. A lot of the teachers think that all students are bad and the good ones should be taken for granted. The security guards are annoying. Word spreads around like the h1n1 virus. Half of the kids in the school have some sort of STDs. If you loose your virginity in nbhs, it would probably be in your Freshman year. There are a whole bunch of chongas with their camiltoes because of their really tight pants. Of course nothing is said to them because the security guards like looking at them, but wearing sweat pants is a crime against god, and your sent to (ISS) or (TLC). Sometimes you feel like the staff of the school is in a mafia of some sort.

my nigga there's this white boy that just came from paramus.
everygirl is on his dick, he's so gay.
He doesn't belong in North Bergen High School

by stopitstupid June 17, 2012

drive like a begley

A person who drives up hills and fly off them to on comeing traffic

Yo bro i drive like a begley all the time it is so fun you should try it

by KING PUNJAB October 5, 2019

Bargle

Similar to the iconic breggle, bargle is another word that you can use in any circumstance. Best used for when you want to take a break from saying breggle.

Jose: my fish died yesterday :(
Krish: bargle that sucks

by mobsterlobster5 February 20, 2021

Begley

A kick-ass British squirrel who rebels against authority figures. He is a character in Neurotically Yours. (Foamy The Squirrel) He has a purple Mohawk, yellow eyes, and a spiked tail. He had spent eighteen months in jail for calling the Queen of England a wanker. He is a friend of Foamy.

"All year long I've seen kids play video-games where people are shot in the face, stabbed in the back, and are ran over! All of a sudden, one little sexy pops up in a video-game and everyone has to 'save the children'. SCREW THE CHILDREN !"

*Pulls out middle fingers*
- Begley

by I<3Sgt.Frog July 11, 2010