bardangled

stupid
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off one's trolley
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half-assed

That man is bardangled

by Melonhealthymelons December 7, 2021

bedangle

When you're slamming that girl from behind and you reach around and that titty's just hanging there, that's the bedangle.

I was nailing her ass and got bored, so I decided to play with the bedangle.

by Shaggy July 3, 2004

barfangled

To be so hungry that when you get to a buffet or whatever, you can eat til you puke.(not to be confused with Bulemia)

"Dude I'm so barfangled, lets go to the all you can eat smorgasboard"

by stu pedasso November 3, 2006

bedanglers

empty tube like breasts

hey, quit steppin' on my bedanglers

by annon September 12, 2003

badangled

Badly planned from the very beginning. The result being badangled, wrong, incorrect, etc

This square peg won't fit in the square hole....... Oh, right, it must have been badangled

by Night man September 4, 2016

Bedongled

A person who is with dong, i.e., a person who has a penis attached to their body. Usually used to specify that someone you wouldn't necessarily expect to have a dick, does in fact have one.

Yo, where all the bedongled honeys at?

Guy 1: "Did you eat her out?"
Guy2: "Nah man, she was bedongled."
Guy1: "So, did you?"

by Dancinswords February 14, 2019