Beartrapping

When person A slaps person B's huge ass, but person B grabs person A's hand and arm with their ass cheeks.

I went to slap his ass, but then he ended up beartrapping me! That bastard!

by Simphd June 23, 2020

Bonduel Beartrap

When you take home two typical Bonduel heavies from Club 117 and engage in some heavy lifting. The next morning you wake up in your trailer with the two behemoths on either side, trapping you in their girth, thus creating the bear trap. You would chew off any body part to get out of there. The chicken grease makes it extra difficult to leave.

Billy Bob: "You sure were drunk last night Josh"

Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"

Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."

by Harvey Hilltopper April 2, 2009

Beartopia

As predicted by the sage Urstradamus, the ursine society that will be brought about after the bearpocalypse. It will be the first major bear society of its size to flourish above ground since bears gave stewardship of the Earth's surface to humans some tens of thousands of years ago.

After bears wipe the face of the earth clean of humans, they will build a massive beartopia on the ruins of man's society. All will be glorious.

by HobieKopek July 11, 2007

beartard

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron

Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.

by micks_folly March 25, 2009

Benatar

Just my new name i go by, also the name of my favorite Your favorite martian character

Me: hi im benatar

Person: Pat benatar?

Me: no.

by Benatar_Martian September 14, 2021

Sloppy Beartrap

(n) A not-so-pleasent sub-genre of head in which the one who is giving head is excessively sloppy and has rather sharp teeth like a beartrap.

Guy 1: I hear Rachel gave you some head, is this true?

Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.

by D Parently April 6, 2010

Befarted

adjective - the state of being farted upon.

See similar structures - bejeweled, betrothed

Do not put your face on that pillow, it has been befarted!

by TanaDarko October 22, 2020