Slapping Ben Franklin

A euphemism meaning to masturbate.

I found some hot porn and was Slapping Ben Franklin all night.

by Barbecued Ribs April 30, 2010

Ben Folds

Ben Folds was born September 12, 1966, in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. The trio of Ben Folds, bassist Robert Sledge, and drummer Darren Jessee formed Ben Folds Five in 1994 in Chapel Hill. While Ben Folds Five was still together Ben Folds released his first solo album, Fear of Pop. Fear of Pop is an experimental album which few people know about. Including Fear of Pop, Folds has released 8 solo albums in his career. He is known for his piano playing, although he also plays bass, drums, and guitar(on Rockin' The Suburbs). Ben Folds now lives in Nashville, Tennessee, USA and Adelaide, South Australia, Australia.

Ben Folds is awesome.

Also check out Darren Jessee and Robert Sledge in their new bands!

by TAOSHEA April 23, 2008

Ben Folds Five

An amazing NC band consisting of a piano, bass, and drums line up. Led by the front man Ben Folds on the piano, they shot into stardom with their hit "Brick" in 1997. They have recieved a large amount of popularity since then. They broke up in 2000 but their music lives on.

Bascially, they make the best piano rock you'll ever hear.

Exploding on the music scene right now, is a very hot group. Ladies and gentlemen, Ben Folds Five!

by Sexy Sadie May 11, 2006

ben folds

The quintessential songwriter/musician of our time

"If you say anything to disrespect Ben Folds, I will come to your house, punch you in the face, and eat all of your mom's home-made cookies."

by Mike Meth June 12, 2005

Ben Friedberg

Ben is a very strong person. He is kind of fat though he is also a really good football player Sometimes he screams random stuff “like stop chasing me stop in a weird voice in gym” but overall I have a crush on him.

Ben Friedberg is weird

by The girl Patriot fan March 22, 2019

The Ben Franklin

the act of running a buzzer across the top of someone's head as they are fellating you, hence, rendering them bald on top and leaving their hair longer on the sides. (note: may be more successful when performed in a manner that appears spontaneous to the fellator).

I gave Desiree the Ben Franklin last night--she had her bifocals down around her mankles.

by facerides on the disco stick August 6, 2009

ben folds

the most amazing musician ever, plays the shizit out of the piano and has an awesome voice

me: so, have you heard of ben folds?
my ex-friend: yeah, he sucks.
me: *glares* i don't think we can be friends anymore.

by Eniledam June 11, 2006