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Believing

The act of elbowing someone in the face to the point where they can't stand anyone. Or just outright flagrantly foul someone.
Interviewer: "Dwight, how did you force the Celtics to a game 6 for the first time in history?"
Dwight Howard: "Well (Insert Name), we just kept believing."

Translation: "Well, on every chance I get, I elbow people in the face, I throw them to the ground, and I love the fact that the refs don't catch me."

Celtic Fan: Yo Dwight has to stop believing. There won't be any bench.
by Celtix Fan May 27, 2010
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Don't Stop Believin'

Awful song written by awful band Journey.
Made popular by Family Guy.
Now covered by thick twats doing karaoke, appearing on X-Factor, and school musicals.
Considered to be the best song ever, by thick twats - only because Family Guy made it famous.
What's your favourite song?
Don't Stop Believin'
Who wrote that?
... I don't know.
by smiek October 21, 2010
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believin

Site seein is believin.
by Hercolena Oliver October 19, 2008
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Believing Theorem

The believing theorem consists of three basic believes one should follow: 1. If you believe you will achieve, 2. If you believe you will receive, and 3. If you believe you will deceive. This theorem is widely accepted by many scientists who have spent their whole lives researching this wondrous topic and has yet to be denied by general belief. One must truly believe in the theorem for one to experience and succumb to its full effect.
Example 1.

Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?

Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.

Selena: Woah! What is that?

Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.

Selena: It all makes sense now.

Example two:

Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.

Mom: Why not honey?

Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.

Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!
by Carla.pickel June 1, 2018
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Believid

Believid, Believideo (Believe that video)

Type of video content focused on making you think it describes or shows something as real, being totally a lie.

No matter if it is a "documentary" video about Slenderman, some conspiracy theory or just a creepy montage like someones mirror reflection move regardless of a human.

Usually being used to make viewer feel uncomfortable of not being sure if the content he saw is a real thing or not.
That a 100% believid. No way it's real;
I couldn't sleep whole night because of that damn believid I saw at midnight;
You saw that creepy thing on the right corner? I'm sure that's a believid;
He sounds so funny saying such thing during whole video, what a poor believid.
by Sboostie August 24, 2021
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Believing be

jack : i’m believing be fr

aaron : what does that mean

jack : it means i’m that nigga
by slayermami February 22, 2022
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And then I confirmation bias other people into believing me

He regretted it immediately!
A retard "You see, I call someone a name and then I confirmation bias other people into believing me. It's like I do the confirmation bias for you and then I expect the audience to ignore the fact that I'm an imposter."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2025
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