Bellamism

The religion whose deity is none other than the exalted Matthew Bellamy, the lead singer of English rock band, Muse. Bellamism entails the complete and utter worship of Matt Bellamy and acceptance of all his views and opinions. One must completely throw themselves at the feet of his greatness and recognize their insignificance in the world compared to such a divine being. The embracement of his intrinsic altruism is also requisite and an affection for the Kaoss Pad is also recommended as a worship practice, although a strong affection for guitars, namely Mansons is also acceptable. Worship includes staring for hours on end at pointless youtube videos of all things Matt Bellamy, from his craziest performances, to videos of him giggling. Synonymous with obsession. A Bellamist also looks down on all other religions as pathetic, as Matt Bellamy could fry Buddha with one zap from his kaoss pad equipped laser-dick

Bellamism:

Person: "Are you a Christian?"
Bellamist: "Fuck that"
Person: "But Jesus can walk on water dude"
Bellamist: "Dude........Stockholm Syndrome"
Person:....."Fuck Jesus"

by museee May 1, 2010

Bedlamite

A 'Bedlamite' is the term used to describe a member of the 'James Blunt' fandom. They worship James Blunt and everything about him.

These classy mofos are of the highest moral fibre and have impressive intellect and sharp wit, enabling them to connect with the songs written and performed (emphatically) by the almighty Blunty (Lord of all).

They are some damn fine sassy specimens of humanity, who are particularly partial to super hot and spicy chicken wings.

Their daily activities and hobbies include singing along and listening to James' music on repeat (to the extent that family and friends threaten professional intervention) crying over pictures of James, crying over videos of James, listening to more music, generally yabbering on about James to anyone with functional ear canals.

They are completely and utterly nuts.
Bonkers.
Seriously, you have been warned.
They're full crazy.
Aint no half ass crazy when they're about.

Person 1: Wow, she's one saucy wench.
Person 2: What do you expect, she's a Bedlamite?

by Slideoverherebluntymydear January 7, 2013

Belmira

A really hott portuguese girl; often with big boobs, big butt, and banging body. They tend to be gorgeous, have really pretty eyes and smiles, and have amazing personalities.

i dont know how to describe it, she was just like a belmira.

by lakjsf;flkjas;lkfjs;lkjf;lksj; December 1, 2011

Belayin'

A slang term for the word "Belaying" when referred to belaying the rope in rock climbing.

Also used as a term for awesome, ridiculously cool; most commonly referred to as a way to highly compliment a person.

Wow, Logan is so good at belayin' that rope!" "Man! That's so belayin'!!

by yourhappilyeverafter June 13, 2011

Bellamia

A word meaning a beautiful Italian girl or woman

Giana is the most beautiful girl at school, she’s my bellamia.

by Cugino_di_Carmine November 8, 2018

Belationship

the deep connection between a climber and his/her belayer. the importance of this connection is usually expressed by the amount of time spent together in a gym or on a rock.

Laura and I have been climbing together for years. i guess you could say it's a pretty serious Belationship

by DeductedZero8 November 3, 2018

Body Blaming

Blaming someone for their body traits. The act of discriminating someone with abnormalities in their body.

"It is your fault you can't reach the top shelf. You're short after all." Body Blaming

Body blaming is worst than body shaming.

by ill ness November 9, 2021