bajeezus

Used in situation where "Jesus" doesn't work.

Historically, Bajeezus was Jesus Christ's more magical brother. Not only could he give sight to the blind, he could make a Elephant cry with his penis. And it wasn't just elephants. Bajeezus could make many things cry with his penis. Like Curtina's vag. it cried with excitement that Viagra couldn't bring to her.

Also the nickname of D Hizzle in hanover, in, because his penis is just so large.

1) "Holy Freakin Bajeezus!"
or
"I'll slap the Bajeezus out of you Dave Thomas of Wendy's!"

2) Curtina said, "Holy Bajeezus! Your Wang is so massive Bajeezus. Use it to pleasure me and make me cry because my vag can't take 3' of dick!"

by C & D Hizzle January 2, 2006

begeezus

Adjective, usually precced with the preposition "the". a morally safe way to violated one of the ten commandments with the negative cosmic repercussions (assuming of course one such event is possible to begin with)

"When they were walking in that tunnel under the bike path Nick like stepped out from behind the bushes and scared the begeezus out of Shela and Ramon; hence the skid marks in Ramons gym shorts which ended in what has become refered to by some who shall remain nameless (LaDonna Pergotello you skank) school rally incident on 2005".

by Priz Biz Sage July 26, 2005

bejeebuss

A dickhead! Also a cunt! Also twitch.tv/bejeebuss

Bejeebuss is a cunt

by Bejeebuss February 16, 2018

Oh my bejezzus

Oh my bejeezus is another way of saying oh my jesus but its more professional.

"Dey, oh my bejezzus!"
"ND, whats wrong?!"
"ugh oh my bejezzus that bleepin, bleep, bleep mother trucker!"

by susan.willcraft October 31, 2019