Beefong

1. raw ground beef placed at the bottom of a stick or handle, being pushed around on the floor like a mop.

2. a derogatory term used to describe an imbecile who always attempts to start beef with everyone

Priscilla was being such a beefong at book club.

by SusanBeans January 26, 2023

Befongle

to lightly molest or to touch when not wanted

That boy better not befongle me again or ill pop a cap in his ass!
I saw your mom befongling kids by the park.

by JiLeet December 1, 2010

befongled

How to describe a place that supposedly wants to "keep it weird" but it's only just a somewhat quirky traffic jam.

"Austin sure is befongled, maybe more than anywhere else."
"WTH are you talking about? Befongled? Stop being such a weirdo."

by Jalapeño Bongwater February 3, 2021