Bedford High School

A place where teenagers, spend 4 years of their life takin it up the ass.

Mom can I not go to bedford high school today? My ass is still sore from the last math class with Mr.Sheil

by BHSSucks231 December 10, 2009

Luca Bedford

likes to think he’s above alternative music; is ‘not like other boys’; main choice of flirtation tactic is Negging; needs to STFU

“Have you heard of Smashing Pumpkins?” He asked. I looked up and there before me stood Luca Bedford. “Here is a list of bands you should listen to that you didn’t ask for. I’m gonna change Afda haha lol did I mention I don’t believe in space?”

by The Basic Thot August 28, 2019

New Bedford

a city on south coast Mass where you eat linguica and jag, know to stay away from the Front after dark, head down to the Fort to light up or get laid, know that Guatemalans all live in a van, know that Sassaquin isn't really New Beige, get dressed up to go to the Madeira feast, can prove that the Dartmouth refs get paid off, know that boys do play volleyball, head to Puzzles if you're gay, head to Strand if you're underage, head to Bar 908 if you're a forever resident, and know at least three people who sells drugs

cruisin the ave until 2 on a Friday night, hittin up the 24 hour Dunky's, doin a turnaround at Brooks, and laughin at the imports in the Wendy's parkin lot and at the wall

by New Beige will never change May 2, 2005

Bigford

A tall hot blonde who needs no further introduction. When you see her you're hooked.

Of course you noticed that girl at the party last night. She's a Bigford!

by BrianBB August 22, 2006

New Bedford Splatter

When you shit your pants after eating linguica.

Lou: hey bro wanna go chill on my boat?
Bobby: sure but I gotta go home to change my pants.
Lou: why??
Bobby: New Bedford Splatter.
Lou: ??????????????
Bobby: had linguica for lunch.
Lou: ????????
Bobby: mad diarrhea bro.
Lou: you sick fuck. Get out of my car now!
Bobby: sorry bro.

by affluent geoffrey July 20, 2019

Bedford

Extremely white collar,preppy and wealthy town roughly 45 minutes north of New York City in Westchester County, New York. Situated in between the infamous Greenwich, CT and Chappaqua, NY, Bedford has an extremely rural and New Englandy feel to it, containing farms with horses, large forests and rolling hills. Bedford is, however, far from your average rural town. Due to its relaxing atmosphere and close proximity to NYC and several large bodies of water, Bedford attracts the "rich and famous" and is considered to be one of the wealthiest towns in the United States. Residents include Glen Close, Chevy Chase, Mariah Carey, rapper DMX, billionaire George Soros, billionaire Donald Trump, billionaire Nelson Peltz, designer Ralph Lauren, designer Calvin Klein, designer Joseph Abude, Monica Lewinsky, and Susan Suranden. It seems at though the town is split 50/50: Jewish/WASP--the two groups are very different but get along fine. The average price for a home is over 1,000,000 dollars; many homes lie in estates of over 100 acres that entail lavish gates, swimming pools and sometimes even helicopter pads. Bedfordians are far less snotty, but equally as wealthy as Greenwhich or Chappaqua residents, as exemplified by the fact that most of the wealthy teenagers go to the local public high school. Residents under 18 drink way too much and are generally addicted to cocaine.

"Want to come to Bedford Golf and Tennis County Club with me?"
"It's a WASP golf course, I'm Jewish, they wont let me in. But you can come to the Jewish golf course Rockarimmin with me!"

"I just saw Ralph Lauren driving out of his estate on Guard Hill Road."

"Why does everyone in Bedford wear flip flops all the time?"

by Jaymoooooo April 13, 2006

Bedford high school

Bedford high school is a big shit whole nobody send kids there
But still better that Mary's

Don't go Bedford high school

by Unknown to yall November 18, 2019