Begarek

To simultaneously sit on the toilet and vomit into one's pants, usually from massive intoxication.

"Hey, anyone seen Gage recently?"

"Yeah, he's Begareking in the bathroom over there."

by Yoncé May 21, 2014

load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart

Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."

by Just another coffee addict May 8, 2016

begfriend

Somebody who follows somebody around but the person they are following doesn't even like them.

Lily Allen: Hey guys!
Sarah Jessica parker: ugh
Queen Elizabeth: She's such a begfriend.

by biff98 November 12, 2011

wiener bearing

Mechanics reference to the physical part of the male genitalia. Specifically the joint where the shaft tilts at different angles from the body. Often used in jokes and shop talk.

Hey Ken, heard you licked Danny’s wiener bearing under his desk while he was on the phone so you could get that new toolbox.

by Preventoriumboys May 5, 2021

Pooh bearing

One who wears only a shirt, but no underwear or pants, like winnie the pooh

Put some underwear on, you're pooh bearing

by cyclaptor January 26, 2010

yogi bearing

when someone usually under the age of 21 comes poorly prepared to a camping trip "without booze" and then visits another campsite and relieves them of their delicious treats and beer.

Tonight was going to be a sober night until jimmy went yogi bearing for that ice chest.

by Genitalia1371duecenine June 14, 2010

Bekariades

When two cars are at a stop sign and continuously flicker their headlights trying to initiate the other driver to go, but no one does.

Sam: Ron, why the hell are you so late for work?

Ron: I got caught up in a Bekariades for like 2 hours.

Sam: Curse Bekariades for being so damn polite at intersections!!

by gpc March 11, 2008