beermotional

someone who gets emotional when drinking

I didn't mean to break up with you through a text last night, I was just beermotional.

by Bresar81 October 1, 2010

Beerpong Phonebook Rule

During the game of Beerpong. If one team decides not to rerack for an entire game, sinks all the cups, and wins. The opponents must take a thick phonebook across the face for punishment of the embarrassment. The opponents choose the side of the face. The rule originated from Youngstown State University in Youngstown, Ohio.

John: "Why dont you rerack, your going to lose"
Cody: "The beerpong phonebook rule is in effect, two more cups and your taking one to the face."

The game is finished, and Cody's team wins.

John: "What happens now?"
Cody: "Bend over and I'll show you!"

Cody has the phonebook in hand.

"SMACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

by lehartman September 16, 2009

beerpoo

The particularly dark and heavy defecation that occurs the day after drinking significant amounts of alcohol. The beerpoo is one of the key stages of getting over a hangover.

Just had my beerpoo; i feel much better

*Flush* that's my beerpoo done, all I need is a nap and a shower and I'll be back to neutral.

Duude your beerpoo stinks! Leave the window open next time!

by OF.from.Essex.England. June 29, 2011

Beerapotamus

a large male or female human that becomes excessively large after excessive consumption of beers. Having a beer belly, or beer butt resembling a hippopatomus therefore it is called a beerapotamus. ( I want a beerapotamus for Christmas, only a beerapotamus will do, I don't want a doll, no tiny tinker toy, I want a beerapotamus to play with and enjoy!)

During the holiday festivities the beerapotamus consumes excessively large amounts of beer. (Approximately 24-36 beers A day)

by snanfam December 4, 2016

beerporch

beer porch: n. a fully screened structure built for the express purpose of enjoying grain beverages in an open air setting, sans skeeter and other annoying members of the class insecta

I spent a couple hours on July 3rd surfin Jo Rule's house from the beerporch

by Lester Burnham July 16, 2005

beerpong

a game tht is most oftenly confused with that of beiruit by retards. beer pong still consists of 4 people, some cups, and some beer. 2 players to a team, and two cups per team, one in each corner. the game is played like regular ping pong. except when the other team scores on you, you have to drink, also if they get it into one of the cups you have to drink. Sound stupid? So do you when you say beerpong but mean beiruit.

bob: hey is there gonna be beerpong at that party tonight?

greg: no you dumbass, but there will be beiruit.

bob: oh good, thats so much better.

by kyles89 January 24, 2010

Beerpotamania

Having an insatiable thirst for beer.

She drank so much beer, she must be a beerpotamaniac.

by punkyfunky May 31, 2010