Bureaucracy

The greatest mind who has ever lived is long-dead and will never be known... And in the wake of his discovery of the fact that everyone and everything can be organized; the outcome of the lives of a plurality of humanity have been set in stone.

Iam "YOU have been organized. And under the ambulating gears of the infinite clockwork you lives are rendered inconsequential. YOU have been accounted for. A golden pyramid of gears ascending towards the heavens. And at the top of the pyramid a lever. And the lever controls the horde. And the man who sits in front of the lever walks (alone) with God. He gives everything it's place. Bureaucracy gives way to government. YOU have been governed. Forever-nested in the organizational system that predates your birth. The gears spin faster at the bottom. Don't mind the people falling off the edge. It is all within the acceptable parameters."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2022

bureaucracy

See circle jerk

They lost my application for 6 months and informed me I start in 2 weeks. Admissions blames the department and says I should take up my now late grant status with them and the department blames admissions... fuck this bureaucracy and its' circle jerking glory

by pubdragonmonkey December 29, 2010

social bureaucracy

Social obligations as a result of the inherent hierarchical echelons of social relations.

She posted a comment on Facebook, pressured by the coercive forces of social bureaucracy.

by Boundless Universe March 19, 2015

Bureaucracy

The natural expression of the the human mind’s proclivity to gravitate toward ever increasing complexity.

“Inevitably, bureaucracy seeks to complicate the very hallmark of truth itself; simplicity.”

by Sloan007 February 1, 2020

beerocracy

A government body that regulates the making and consumption of alcoholic products.

"Hey wanna go hit up some absinth"?

"Can't... FDA banned it..."

"Fuckin beerocracy..."

by AlexTheWrester March 2, 2008

Bureaucracy

a word that means anything you want it to mean in the world, according to Ms. Maroun.

"When I call your name, please bring up your bureaucracy!"
"I have a lot of bureaucratic issues to deal with today."

by marounfanxD September 12, 2017

Bureaucracy

Paperwork

"I'm sick of all the bureaucracy, I can't get anything done!"

by ISB-021 September 29, 2020