beer shits

black, tar-like substance with a tapioca-like texture that sometimes squirts out the anus when u think a fart is coming. normally follows the day after drinking alcohol.

"man, i shouldnt have drank so much last night... i keep going to the bathroom because i've got the beer shits. i hope i dont have an accident in my pants."

by chopstik rick April 15, 2006

beer shit

A runny, burning, putrid smelling dump the morning after a night of heavy beer drinking. All beers produce beer shits, however, it has been theorized that cheap beers such as "Natural Ice" produce the most painful and smelliest.

I drank a 12 pack of Natty Ice last night and am paying for it today. It feels like a beer shit is brewing.

by Howie Feldersnatch2221 December 7, 2009

beer shit

the inevitable nasty shits after a hard night of drinking

by bmacd October 12, 2003

BEER SHIT

The beer shit- This is when a person has a good ole session on the booze and gets home goes to sleep, wakes up and feels his her stomach aching, and cannot move cuz they are fucked from the night b4, but eventualy have to and run to the toilet, and SPLASH that nasty smelly lil fucker will be in that pan b4 you know it followed by watery shit and a few jack daniels stinking farts and stomach wrenching, best bet stay there for a good 15 mins let it all out,because it will come again during that day :/ you may find you will get a burning feeling on ur ass and ya do not wana sit down after for a while. that is a beer shit.

BEER POOBEER SHITMORNING SHIT

by DEVILSDRINKING555 January 31, 2010

beer shits

noun; including but not limited to the diarrhea-esque, liquid squirt of fecal matter out of oneself after a night of too many beers.

-"Dude, how was last night, man?!"
-"Never mind last night bro, I had the worst beer shits this morning!"

by Adam Fle February 25, 2008

Beer shits

One somebody experiences the following morning after he/she has been drinking all night.

The bathroom has been quarantined due to a massive outbreak of the beer shits.

by Clm55 September 7, 2010

beer shit

After a night of drinking this is the painful shit. Usually it burns on the way out and requires a lot of effort, it also had some weird chemical that seems to give it both adhesive and cohesive qualities.

E.g. That was the worst Beer Shit ever. It burnt and took ages.

by ZebRollerAx7 June 11, 2006