beef wellington

a sex position in which the girl lays face up and the man takes a crap on her vagina and then fucks her.
ah man my dick smells rank after giving that beef wellington to this one chick
by jakoff April 04, 2009
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beef wellington

put on some welly boots, and visit a famous Yorkshire landmark and poo in a Yorkshire pudding to warm up.

Wearing your wellington boots you take along run up and kick your girlfriend/matron/stepmother/wet nurse/midwife etc. very hard in the crotch- attempt a toe poke in colloquial soccer terms- resulting in your welly clad foot being suitably embedded in her lady cake.

Beef Wellington!
During his inauguration, Barack Obama landed a Beef Wellington in Michelle's oval office.
by WedJorton June 04, 2010
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beef wellington

Two men wrap their penises in shrinkwrap and stand face to face. Each man takes turns slapping the other's penis with their hand until one of the men gets an erection. Whoever gets the erection loses!
Tony and Mike won't stop playing beef wellington!
by mjmjmj56 October 28, 2008
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beef wellington

noun: 1) a strip of steak wrapped in a flaky puffed pastry, delicious when served with mushroom sauce, or 2) a worn-out ho that has received more than her fair share of hot beef injections. the "pastry" has been injected with beefy goodness many times and is no longer delicious, even with mushroom sauce. syn: skank, bear claw, worn-out
"Man, i'd love to give Chelsea a hot beef injection"
"Don't do it Collin, she's already a beef wellington!"
by backup hot beef injector September 04, 2009
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BEEF WELLINGTON

A Beef Wellington, term used by all folowers of Nathan Bird. Often used as a word that represents any rude word.
GET YOUR BEEF WELLINGTON OUT. That Nathan Bird, what a beef wellington. Go away you beef wellington.
by NathanBlad January 29, 2009
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Beef Wellington Injection

Noun

1. Bragging rights in many a culinary circle, it's a term used to describe a sexual act which can only occur if the female has a yeast infection. With the right combined body temperatures and a copious amount of friction, the man's penis, upon withdrawal, is covered in a light, flaky crust.

2. A variation on the classic beef injection
"When I awoke, I smelled a faint trace of sourdough pretzels and remembered I gave that skank a beef wellington injection last night."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Tag Team Beef Wellington

A variation of Beef Wellington. Two teams of two male contestants wrap their flaccid penises in kitchen-grade plastic wrap. The match begins with one contestant from each team standing face to face. Their inactive teammates stand off to the side (ideally behind a set of elastic ropes). The two active contestants take turns slapping the other contestant's plastic wrapped penis with an open hand. The first contestant that gets a full erection loses. However, if one contestant believes that they may be close to getting an erection, they may tag their teammate in to the match by slapping them with their plastic wrapped penis on the outer thigh. The outgoing contestant must leave the match, but is eligible to return once they are completely flaccid again.
"Hey bro! Are you getting an erection? Tag me in! It's Tag Team Beef Wellington!"
by Esor December 20, 2013
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