beefwood

an unusually fierce and powerful erection.

I was left with beefwood after seeing the opening shot of Lost in Translation.

I couldn't leave the swimming pool out of fear that everyone would notice the beefwood in my trunks.

by conditionerisbetter March 22, 2011

PF Changs Beachwood

A joke of a restaurant ran by clowns. People who work there consider jumping off of the rooftops of buildings with every shift they work. People dining in do not realize that they are paying for overpriced heart attacks on plates - which take about 45 minutes to even reach their tables (appetizers take about 25.)

I think I lost about 50 IQ points after working at PF Changs Beachwood for 6 moths.

by slizmatic slut November 12, 2010

Beachwood

A small town outside of Toms River NJ, known for nothing big...Some ugly girls, a few good parties...and you cant find it on a map.

Yo lets go to Beachwood

by Coach Malek April 4, 2008

Bechwod

A bechwod is a person that regularly displeases you. You love them anyway because you know that you don't have many other options in the friend department.

Preston, stop being a bechwod.

by H20XY March 26, 2018

birchwood middle school

a terrible place with mean teachers boring classes and especially fake people. everyone is too scared to do what they say and wait till they got home to confront someone where every white kid thinks they are from the hood even though they have the best lives

wow all of those girls at birchwood middle school are so fake

by randomgitl May 31, 2019

birchwood

The best cabin ever at Agawak. BW '04

Cabin BW is he shizzz

by BW '04 April 5, 2005

birchwood

the coolest cabin ever at Camp Agawak in 2004! (with the awesomest girls too!)

I LOVE BW! <3
Cabin Birchwood kicks ass!

by BW April 11, 2005