bedwetters

softcocks

Every time someone talks about raising speed limits, the bedwetters come out of the woodwork crying and wringing their hands about the carnage that will happen, but It never does.

by Shikoku Honshu June 8, 2015

bedwetter

A person who should wear a diaper before falling asleep.

That bedwetter would stop wetting the bed if he started wearing diapers before falling asleep.

by HierophantNexus January 22, 2007

bedwetter

A liberal, or a socialist. In the US most likely a member of the Democrat Party.

The bedwetters are out protesting for social justice again.

by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008

bedwetter

Someone who leaves a party early; one who refuses to stay out past an arbitrarily defined "bed-time" when they have obligations in the morning.

Don't be such a bedwetter!

by heavyevy666 March 21, 2011

bedwetter

Term to refer to someone who, well past their teenage years, exhibits a behavior that they should have outgrown by now

Look at the bedwetter driving the Mustang 5.0.

God, I wish he would just grow up. He's such a bedwetter when it comes to relationships

by dblack140 May 18, 2008

bedwetter

a person who ruins a good time for other people.

that bedwetter called the cops on us man

by sick December 15, 2003

bedwetter

1. One saddled with unhelpful bowels.

2. A tribe of indie centred around the piano-centric stylings of Coldplay and various copyists, e.g. Snow Patrol, Athlete, Embrace, James Blunt, Starsailor, Travis. Named by that respected and affable pillar of the musical community that is Liam Gallagher, they are generally associated with sensitivity, scarves and limp wrists.

1. "Better not put the good sheets down whilst Gran is around, Darren. She's a bedwetter and sensitive to that sort of thing."

2. "Better not put Rage Against The Machine on whilst Hubert is around, Darren. He's a bedwetter and sensitive to that sort of thing."

by Parsefone July 23, 2008